Two kinds of people

There are lots of people in the world today who say things like "there are two kinds of people those who like neil diamond and those who dont" in reality that is bull shit. The way i see it there are two kinds of people and only two kinds. there are those whom i like and those whom i dont like. obviously the second category is much bigger because of all the dumbasses out there. like the dumbasses who dont like pork rinds or the dumb asses who come up with shit like the pet rock. now i know this sounds like a crazy rant, which i suppose it is, it isnt. this is a seriuos narrative bringing out the real truth behind the phrase " there are two kinds of people". It just took someone with my genius to figure it all out. and i did it in under 15 minutes. they should just make a machine that focus my brilliance on the worlds problems. i could solev global warming in 15 minutes just like when i figured out that phrase thing. i know the answer must be easy. it just has to be.
part 2
i am here all by my lonesome, the Ang came in but i convinced her to leave. thank jesus and his dad. now its all about the chillin. stupid cowboys won those lucky bastards but thats ok because they havent got a damn chance in hell of beating the patriots. my bucs lost today but at least we arent the cowboys. and good old tebow won the heisman hopefully tampa bay gets him when he comes out for the draft we could use him since jeff garcia is old as balls.
part three
well just 50 more minutes and me and arid are chillin like the villian and we are cheesin for no reason. thats that
tommy the omnipotent