Thursday, September 3, 2009

What if?

good day gang. as my amigo nikia pointed out it has been a hot minute since we have been on the old bliggity blog. this has caused me much pain to be away for so long. so with out further ado i bring you to the topic of this evening. What if i had won the lottery. $372 million. well let me lay it on ya, first i wouldn't quit my job. i would however take and easier position with less pay and only work 2 days a week. you gotta have things to do when you arent spending your millions. next i would do all the regular stuff. buy a house. next would be a car for me and the lady. then i would give $500,000 to all my friends, and even some people i dont know, just because. next i would buy a building out here where i work and a whole shit load of dynamite or TNT. then i would blow it up. what could be cooler than that? also i would buy an nfl team. doesnt really matter which one, i just think that would be cool. well i guess i ran out of steam there a little after the excitement of the blowing up so on to some things i have noticed. firstly, there is a smurfs movie coming out in 2010. is that crazy? i think so. will i be eager to see it? yes, i hate to say it i will. as soon as it comes out on netflix at least. Labor Day is coming up and its going to be a very busy weekend for us in the hotel biz. what exactly does that mean you say? basically ever dumb ass with a phone will call the hotel. and then ask the dumbest question ever. and not only that but they will either have a shitty accent or talk slower than molasses. and you cant tell them to hurry their dumbasses up and get to the fucking point because thats what we get paid not to do. but anyhow if you are one of the many jack asses planning on headed anywhere for any holiday, from all of us in the hotel industry- fuck you, stay at home.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Let the record state

Well, here we are once again ladies and ladies men, long overdue for a good installment of the blog you love so much you cant fuckin stand it. It seems that i have been blocked here at the hiltony hilton from bloggin, but some one has left there guard down today, so i had to get it cracka-lackin at the front desk before i get the nasty websense page again. Its been a good minute since the last entry on my behalf, because as the gun man himself said, we gets paid to blog, and where else but the hilton is the hour granted to you with a guaranteed amount attached to it. But let us not dilly dally in the nonsense that plagues all those who dare beseach employment at the hiltony hilton and get into focus. If you havent seen district nine yet, you gotta get on that asap, for those of you who know how nikia likes to kick it old skool, the granada has been upgraded and i still have only 3 things left until it is complete. My rims should look something like this. One of the coolest things ever, is the awesome find i made at the beach on sunday. My nigga shawn just got some leave time after being in the field for a good minute, so we slide into the crib for some of that budweiser, when it apparently becomes morning, we head to the beach in our sleepy stupor to chill hard like ice. We walk slap hands and make future plans and my niggas gotta be on his way, but with out my foot getting cut open on the most awesome shell EVER! If you havent rocked that rainbow six vegas two, you gotta jump on that without blinkin. You gotta see casino too. That movie will make you appreciate baseball bats like never before, i also learned that if you bury a motherfucker while he's still breathing, people will pretty much clear out on your behalf. For now i got work and more work. Ya'll keep killin it, and i aint talking bout the game.