Saturday, June 5, 2010

Just keeping on keeping on

Well gangsters im back again, once again im sorry its been some time. you know how things go though what with being busy and life and what not. recently things have been going pretty smoothly. just chilling out in the country. annas truck just slap quit on her and i was able to put the battery back in after someone else took it out. pretty amazing for a guy who cant change a tire. if you think thats funny it is. but i just have one thing to say. fuck you. and the horse you came in on for that matter.

i have noticed recently that people seem to be getting stupider. not in just one way in all ways. people driving slow as hell in the fast lane, and then they give you the finger when you pass them in the slow lane. people who can use the internet to find my hotel but cant figure out how to get fucking directions. people who inform you that they are using long distance when they call. i dont give a shit if you are on long distance. if thats an issue to you have you dumb questions ready to go.

on another note i am starting to think working in hotel has made me more bitter. oh well fuck it.
i gotta get ready for an accounting exam and some economics plus a super sweet accounting report on krogers annual reports. sounds like fun i know, but it isnt. but the best part is im only two weeks away from having a day off.

yall come back now, ya here

The stop and stare

Well ladies and gents, hope all is well despite that its hot as hell. I wanna address a new "manuever" if you will, the stope and stare, a fello G whose name will be left out, calls it the glance and glare, anyhow, its pretty fuckin handy for rude waitresses and or servers, and espically folks at the hiltony hilton who think im gonna juggle some chainsaws for them upon checking in and shit. The s and s comes in good with traffic, if you get the chance to pull up next to some jackass who forgot that we all are driving on this particular stretch of road of which he does not hold ownership to just give him the stare as you stop, this may even entice the noted douchebag in question to give you the finger or even yell some obscenities, which may lead to more staring while stopped but fuck that guy you locked him in and now you crackin a grin. (yeah fuck a douche bag) I like to use the s and s when some tries the whole "let me borrow a dollar" routine. Ya know? These are MY dollars for this parking meter, and i dont have a spare cause the man needs more bread to expand and create more evil so the price has went up to 1.00 and hour and i have just enuff to dodge a ticket so NO fuckin shittin hells to the motha fuckin nah you aint copping none of my dollars motha fuckin get a job. Moving right along use it wisely as this can also lead to a sudden lash out of violent behavior. Nobody wants to throw them things in this heat, thats all i gotta say about that killas, yall be easy and keep ya dollars in the console. Nikia out.