Saturday, June 5, 2010

The stop and stare

Well ladies and gents, hope all is well despite that its hot as hell. I wanna address a new "manuever" if you will, the stope and stare, a fello G whose name will be left out, calls it the glance and glare, anyhow, its pretty fuckin handy for rude waitresses and or servers, and espically folks at the hiltony hilton who think im gonna juggle some chainsaws for them upon checking in and shit. The s and s comes in good with traffic, if you get the chance to pull up next to some jackass who forgot that we all are driving on this particular stretch of road of which he does not hold ownership to just give him the stare as you stop, this may even entice the noted douchebag in question to give you the finger or even yell some obscenities, which may lead to more staring while stopped but fuck that guy you locked him in and now you crackin a grin. (yeah fuck a douche bag) I like to use the s and s when some tries the whole "let me borrow a dollar" routine. Ya know? These are MY dollars for this parking meter, and i dont have a spare cause the man needs more bread to expand and create more evil so the price has went up to 1.00 and hour and i have just enuff to dodge a ticket so NO fuckin shittin hells to the motha fuckin nah you aint copping none of my dollars motha fuckin get a job. Moving right along use it wisely as this can also lead to a sudden lash out of violent behavior. Nobody wants to throw them things in this heat, thats all i gotta say about that killas, yall be easy and keep ya dollars in the console. Nikia out.

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