Monday, December 28, 2009

Bros b4 Hoes!!!!!!!!

Well boys and girls, hate to be the bearer of bad news, but today a straight soulja with the streets mapped on the back of his hands and wisdom in his mind from 1,000 different lands has fallen. No wounds, no attack of any kind, he just gave in to the little bitch buried within himself. The saddest part of it all is the reason behind his descent isnt even worth me typing the letters you read at this very moment. You may ask why, you may even ponder the endless possibilites, but dont, Nikia to the J is here to reassure you that the slightest bit of time you spend even in a half thought over these bitch ass notions isnt worth the brain power, and ya boy aint gonna let ya burn even one calorie over it, or her, or, that hoe ass bitch ass stupid ass vengeful ass, cock suckin ass idiot of a hoe fo sho. Ya see this soulja is just like a brother from another, so one could for go the classic approach of just telling so and so, "hey check yourself," in this case this fucker knows that the waters in which he treads are laden with the most treacherous of dangers. To top it all off sportsfans, he views all others views as threats to his inflated ego. All the way around, i just need to stay as drunk as possible in order to avoid mass murder or genocide or whatever. In the smallest way this could be ya boys fault, its not everyday you give one of your best homeboys a pass on being a shit bag ass pussy that cant even holla at a braod like a grown ass man is supposed to. All alone is all we are in the end sportsfans, so why chase those who cant even begin to accompany us through what is truly the hardest journey in life???? For now that's all I gotta say about that, ya'll hold it down, keep ya friends close and ya enemies closer.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

That funky shit

1.) Pussy
2.) Califoria King sized beds
3.) Secret Coat Pockets (for the steel)
4.) MMA )
5.) Full Teng Katanas 6.) Glock 9's
7.) Gangstas
8.) Gangsta shit
9.) Chrome (not just for ya ride fool)
10.) The Dew
11.) Beers (to each his own)
12.) Ricky Bobby
13.) The dirty dirty
14.) Wireless Internet
15.) Woodgrain steering wheel
16.) Switchblades
17.) Tall Chicks
18.) 75in reach
19.) Digital Cameras
20.) That guy who died that did the cool voice overs
21.) Newport shorts in the box.
22.) HOODIES!!!!!!!!
23.) slip on shoes
24.) matching mis-match socks
25.) Grilled-still mooing steak.
26.) Jew jokes
27.) The Bernie Mac show
28.) Regole
29.) Wallet Chains
30.) Music, period
31.) Grappling hooks
32.) Glenville GA