El espanol

Hola, que tal? Como estan cabrones? Soy yo tu padre de otra madre, llevando me la a la calmada, y esperando mi comida porque tengo un chingo de hambre. Mi suprivisor esta buscando una chinga vien merisida, con su mamada de que no puede dejar me ir a fumar un cigaro. (segun que esta muy ocupado) Cuando llego a mi canton voy a cojer a mi vieja como si fuera el fin del mundo. Ya me hablo y me dijo que esta muy cachonda y ya tenemos 3 dias SIN cojer! Te majinas eso? Estar casado y no cojer al dia? Son mamadas! Y el telefono del descitorio no para de timbrar. Hasta en mis pesadillas escucho esa pinche cosa de la chingada. Y cada vez que lo contesto tengo que dicir "Muchas gracias por llamar al la Hilton de savannah DeSoto, como lo peudemos servirle?" Ya me enfado de la misma chingadera. Extrano mucho a los dias por de bajo del sol, sudado y soliado. Manos secos y quebrados de trabajaso. Y mi padre, dando me animo para seguirle y ganar me esa feria para mis billes que nunca paran de aumentarse. Mis mejores amigo del mundo, los a conocido en el campo, y en las bodegas donde los mas cabrones y chigones son los unicos que pueden aguantar esa forma de trabajo. Eso dias son unos de las cosas mas refinas en mi vida. Mi character fuerte como el luz y calor del sol, mi cuerpo maduro y acostumbrado como el arbol en la tierra. Nada en este mundo me a dado lo que mi padre y el trabajo de hombre me a dado. Hasta la proxima compitas.

Water Donkeys

The blog is totally awesome and we all know that. otherwise we wouldnt be doing it and yall wouldnt be reading it. We have made a whole year headed towards 2 with full steam running. where do we go next you may ask? well that answer is as simple as it is complex. the blog will go with us where ever we go. if we move to different cities we will have a dual-citizenship blog. if we get now cars the blog will come with us in our new vehicles and you will know because we will tell you. the blog will go with all of you as you head out into the day knowing just how cool those two cats in savannah are. you tell the people where you are that there are two kick ass dudes kickin it down here and we are doing in quite a manner. not too fancy a manner mind you just a good dude type manner. like how elvis would have done it. or micheal jackson when he was still the prince of pop and not the duke of weirdness. just look at those rabbit ears. i will say however that despite the fact that i dont like dancing all to much i would very much like to reenact the thriller video. at least once before i die at least. another thing i really want to do is fight in a little model city. like godzilla kinda. those arent too crazy right? and they are definitely doable. all i need is a bunch of makeup and some one who is willing to let me destroy their slowly crafted very intricate city. well gang like forrest gump says that all i have to say about that so until next time watch your back and see ya later alligator.

The Panhandle

Alright fellow bloggeteers, a little ten day lapse, but nikia's back in it to win it. Me and the wifey went to the over populated and extremely fun none the less sunshine state. For the first time i got to gamble in a real live casino. Slot machines baccarat tables, blackjack, the whole nine yards. The casino was at the Hardrock cafe and casino hotel. We ate at a restaurant that 7 restaurants inside it. There was a mongolian grill, an italian joint, a sushi tavern with a whole lot of that tasty homemade wasabi, a steak house, a fresh seafood restaurant, a mexican eatery (with the real deal holyfield), and of course and american restaurant. You get to sit and the far edges of this massive room and all the restaurants are in a half circle almost 30 feet away. They had some skyy screwdrivers for the free, and glasses of quality champagne. The casino was off the chain, there was nothing but hot attendants in there "uniforms" and motherfuckers smoking the place up to talk to. The machines are fuckin wall to wall homies. We played the lucky sevens and the ball roller. The sevens are just the classic spin and get 3 in a row. The ball roller was this cool one with a row of seven numbers and you can change them at any time, the balls roll across the screen with a number on each of them, for every number you match you get your bet back, my uncle who was there with us won like 400.00 bucks. I'm no gamblin man by any means so i just spent a good dub and rolled on in the car. The funnest shit was the bear. My grandmother in law (?) was having bear troubles the whole time we were there. They ate her trash and tore down her fence and fucked the neighbors yard up all the way around. Luckily we didn't have any run ins on a personal level. (no thank you). I did get some ice threads and my wifey astounded me with a new chain. Being as sharp as a tack that she is, she even got me my favorite , kind, a nice silver herring bone. (NICE*) Anyhow, keep ya knife in ya pocket and if you got a car lock it. Nikia J out.

Dual Action Cleanse

Well folks here we are again to talk about another ridiculous thing which shouldnt exist. yes its the dual action cleanse. for when you need to cleanse your colon and detoxify your life. its like that movie the road to wellsville where everyone does enemas all the time. its totally crazy. i know i for one dont want hot ass water being squirted up my ass. generally stuff comes out of it not goes up it. its just the wrong order. plus i think my colon is doing good. it still works that seems like a pretty good sign to me. when i used to do the night auditing thing at the shitty ass promenade i watched that infomercial for probably 30 minutes on day just for lack of better stuff on tv. and i know for a fact that the dual action guy is totally crazy. i challenge you to listen to what he says and see if it sounds right to you. plus he ruined a good name, someone else could have used that name. like one of those pert plus shampoos. you know, with the shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle. thats dual action and it cleanses. or those new soap things for the dish washer with two colors of liquid on top of the whiteness, thats double cleaning action. but anyhow i must be getting back to the business. until next time dont step on a crack or it will break your mothers back.

The Long Awaited Return

Alright gang im back. sorry it took so long but i have been real busy with life and all that kind of good stuff. so lets fill you in on some of the stuff. first off felix had kittens. 4 to be exact. they are already about 3 weeks old. we have two black and two tuxedo. they are already starting to run about the house with glee. toby loves them alot. he licks them all over. and they seem to like it. at work things have been starting to pick up so i am not able to keep up with my cnn as well. although i do know all about the octomom. isnt that jsut sad? what a dumb ass lady. she wanted a big family, and she got one. now she says it was a mistake. she should have realized that earlier, like with her 6 other kids 3 of which are all messed up and need medical stuff. anyhow up hers. we almost had snow here in savannah. it would have been cool. but we didnt get it, just a bunch of really cold really shitty weather. but now it is starting to warm up and by the end of the week it ought to be back into the 70's. that means summer is almost here and it will be beach time. so i need to get toby some ropes so as he can pull my cooler around for me. it will be very spiffy and i think he will enjoy helping. toby isnt selfish. mr jones got me a super sweet b-day present. thank you sir. also some really sweet x-mas gifts. we have yet to get ours for him and his lady but when the money is right the gifts will be plentiful. plentiful indeed. we may even have to find ourselves a tiny tim to say "and god bless us everyone". we will be accepting applications for the role in our comments area. please feel free to apply more than once. well gang i suppose thats enough for now. and never fear i shant be away from scrappys for so long ever again. until next time be easy on your peasy and dont become japanesy.