Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Panhandle

Alright fellow bloggeteers, a little ten day lapse, but nikia's back in it to win it. Me and the wifey went to the over populated and extremely fun none the less sunshine state. For the first time i got to gamble in a real live casino. Slot machines baccarat tables, blackjack, the whole nine yards. The casino was at the Hardrock cafe and casino hotel. We ate at a restaurant that 7 restaurants inside it. There was a mongolian grill, an italian joint, a sushi tavern with a whole lot of that tasty homemade wasabi, a steak house, a fresh seafood restaurant, a mexican eatery (with the real deal holyfield), and of course and american restaurant. You get to sit and the far edges of this massive room and all the restaurants are in a half circle almost 30 feet away. They had some skyy screwdrivers for the free, and glasses of quality champagne. The casino was off the chain, there was nothing but hot attendants in there "uniforms" and motherfuckers smoking the place up to talk to. The machines are fuckin wall to wall homies. We played the lucky sevens and the ball roller. The sevens are just the classic spin and get 3 in a row. The ball roller was this cool one with a row of seven numbers and you can change them at any time, the balls roll across the screen with a number on each of them, for every number you match you get your bet back, my uncle who was there with us won like 400.00 bucks. I'm no gamblin man by any means so i just spent a good dub and rolled on in the car. The funnest shit was the bear. My grandmother in law (?) was having bear troubles the whole time we were there. They ate her trash and tore down her fence and fucked the neighbors yard up all the way around. Luckily we didn't have any run ins on a personal level. (no thank you). I did get some ice threads and my wifey astounded me with a new chain. Being as sharp as a tack that she is, she even got me my favorite , kind, a nice silver herring bone. (NICE*) Anyhow, keep ya knife in ya pocket and if you got a car lock it. Nikia J out.

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