Dual Action Cleanse

Well folks here we are again to talk about another ridiculous thing which shouldnt exist. yes its the dual action cleanse. for when you need to cleanse your colon and detoxify your life. its like that movie the road to wellsville where everyone does enemas all the time. its totally crazy. i know i for one dont want hot ass water being squirted up my ass. generally stuff comes out of it not goes up it. its just the wrong order. plus i think my colon is doing good. it still works that seems like a pretty good sign to me. when i used to do the night auditing thing at the shitty ass promenade i watched that infomercial for probably 30 minutes on day just for lack of better stuff on tv. and i know for a fact that the dual action guy is totally crazy. i challenge you to listen to what he says and see if it sounds right to you. plus he ruined a good name, someone else could have used that name. like one of those pert plus shampoos. you know, with the shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle. thats dual action and it cleanses. or those new soap things for the dish washer with two colors of liquid on top of the whiteness, thats double cleaning action. but anyhow i must be getting back to the business. until next time dont step on a crack or it will break your mothers back.