The only Christmas post

well this is the only post on Christmas this year for the young but wise blog but i have to honor of blogging it. one thing about the blog that pisses me off is that the word blog now pops up in my brain every now and then . like i should have said this is all i am writing on the thing this Christmas but i have been changed by the blog and now i say thats all i am bloggin on the blog and now i have made it slang. fuck that from now on i am writing on the thing( that you stupids cunts dont read) i only hope that one of you sad bastards googles the word sloppy cunt or runny cunt and you get this blog, boring pussy ass computer guys. i mean sure i have searched for stuff like that dozens and dozens of times. it there were a word like dozens that meant more than twelve i have probably done that too. but i have an excuse. i worked at a dirty movie store and looking at a huge 400 lb fat chick getting jizzed on by 8 different dudes and two shemales is for me like yall looking at a piece of paper. it has no effect. i have seen it all. i have seen a dude fucking a dudes ass that dude was fuckin a trannys ass and that tranny had his/her cock stuck up this hot bitchs runny cunt. hahah now it is possible to google runny cunt and get this thing. i mean shit i said it three times. if you cant google runny cunt and get this shit then damn. i mean what good is it if you cant get this wonderful thing that me and mr jones do when you search for runny cunt.

now for more xmas related stuff and less ranting. i know all of you want to know what i got for Christmas. to start with i got loot for my playstation 3. thats tight i typed it all out. it deserves that. however i fucked up the le sabre and i will prolly have to use the money to fix up my sweet car. but i also got stuff which cant be spent. i got king of the hill(fuckin awesome), the simpsons movie(righteous) and the third season of futurama. i mean how can you beat that . plus i got some gidt cards although they can be spent. i am sure my homeboy chuck norris got lots of good gifts and prolly mr jones too. but what does the birdsman get? i mean what can you get the birdman that he doesnt already have? i mean he has the caprice on 44's with spinners. he has all the hoochie mamas he could want and he has the birdmobile. i mean damn what can you get the birdman. i was going to send him papers so he could adopt me but im not sure i am cool enough, and i am pretty damn cool. much cooler than all you non reading fucks out there. i hope all you guys told your mothers to stay lubed 24/7 cause they will not be happy if there is no lube. i am sure they will appreciate it if you get them lube for xmas just make sure to explain what its for. it is because you are a cunt and dont read the right stuff. i mean all the dumb shit on the internet that you are reading and you arent reading this. your mother should fuck up your ass with no lube herself. on second thought tell your mother that the lube isnt for her but for yourself because you need tyo be violated for not reading the most intelligent thing on the internet. i think you will fiend my compadre will echo my thoughts although perhaps with less cursing and raping. but hey thats how i get down. i do what i want. that it for the Christmas posting. i know you all enjoyed it and until tomorrow watch out for your bung holes and keep on keeping on. sandford out