Last nite was excellent we found our beloved otis, and had a mad dash to call and let everyone know the good news. for those of you who do not know who or what otis is, otis is a giant fluffy cat who is very sweet yet mean. otis can peel two onions at once with each foot thats eight at one time. on a bad day. with any luck tonite will be just as good. i think my lady friend ought to have everything set up when i get home and then it will be gettin down on the get down.
i just got to talk to our beloved angel and she wanted to know about the schedule but she is in the same boat as us in the one and we are all up shit creek. she had better just keep her mouth shut before she ends up in the shitty waters of shit creek. sweet jesus, all damn day today i have had to listen to these stupid stuck up pricks and i am just about to slap the shit out of this old bitch and tell her to cool her tool because she is cruisin for a bruisin. then i am going to let some of these crazy black chicks that work up here whoop her old ass so i dont have to since real men arent allowed to hit women. well the day is almost over it is quarter after 10 and i am still alive havent even peed once. damn am i good, when i drink after a while i have to pee after each beer. stupid extreme metabolism. i can eat a steak and poop it out 30 minutes later if i try. thats right i control my inner workings with my mind. i could stop farting but it hurts.
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