Dont say the car has the top down say its titties are out

Well one more hiltony day down and who knows how many more to go. i have been hard at the hilton for 2 years and 2 months now and it gets the smae every day. i talk to a shitload of strangers, most of whom suck ass like it was candy taste up in there. but on occasion you get some nice ones. at least a mean woman with some nice tits, i mean you gotta get a little something. sometimes i find myself looking for the good in these mother fuckers so hard that i miss the big pictures. they are douche bags here to suck up my life and energy with there idiotic requests and things they DESERVE because they spend lots of money at hotels. then you have to listen to how they are going to call the big boss and tell him all about your problems. the whole time one thinks why not just tell him i dont give a shit, i cant do anything about it. liek today this woman calls down to say her phone doesnt work and i tell her it seems fine to me we are talking and she is using it. and she says well sometimes it doesnt work. so i call the guy to go fix it and no more than 5 minutes go by and she wants to know where they are, i said i just talked to him give him a moment you arent the only person he has to help out here. this must have pissed them off because she hung up. i just thought good you old bastard i dont want to hear you shitty ass voice again till i hear you say good bye.
on the greener side of things, tommorrow is christmas with the moms and i should get all sorts of good shit. so far i have only gotten one gift and it was the simpsons from the lady. it is fuckin awesome. i am hoping to get some more good stuff i know i am getting some more movies and some money to buy my playstation 3 that shit is going to be dank. i cant wait to get it i will play it until all my fingers fall off and i get hairy palms and i get all greasy from sitting inside all the time like computer kids. and if that make some of you computer kids angry i just have one thing to say. fuck you. thats right. up yours you little fairy bitched. i could throw you farther and faster than you could your little sister who thinks you suck and she is your little sister. come on man. pull together. go to the kroger and get a douche so you can get the sand out of you vagina. i know it must be getting scratchy, it must have worked itself quite for up your little hole, since you have been in your basement for so long. and to all the nerds who say well we dont have basements in the south i have something to say to you too. fuck you. pansy ass. also to the people who havent been reading this blog that we put so much of our important work time into and you dont even care. this is from me and miguel and also alot of other people(for the complete list of people who also say this to ouy check out the labels) and what we want to say is fuck you you runny nosed shitty pants having ass munchers.