We need a pitcher, not a belly itcher.

Well then gang okily dokily. once again i am back on the scene doing my thing. not too much exciting tonite going on. my friend the tiler is going back to guatemala tommorrow to look at the girls he says. it will indeed be quiet without them pounding and sawing the tiles late into the evening. why just yesterday they were in here until 3 am just working their little asses off. me, i just stood here and watched, drank some coffee and some water. and of course played video games. i have found a new brand of time wasting, it is a game called protector. intensely exciting yert easy enough that you dont have to give it even half of your attention. but you do anyway because it is so fun. now id like to talk about something more important and upcoming. what is it you say, well i will tell you. it is the government check feast. me and mr jones and our ladies will be having a monster government check sized feast soon enough. what will have though i am sure you are asking. quite frankly i have been thinking that myself alot lately. so far me and my lady have thought that we will make these dank ass orange shrimp. other than that i dont know what else. maybe some oysters? possibly or delicious sandford style chili. maybe we will start the feast with sandford breakfast sandwiches. perhaps some delicious things to drink on. maybe some nice sipping bourbon, some coronas or newcastles. the sky is the limit. well i suppose our stomachs are the limit. maybe i should make some laxative brownies so half way through everyone can take a huge poo and then continue eating. perhaps i will bring some taco stuff and margaritas. never a bad idea. but this is the feast is it good ENOUGH. it must be the highest quality if we are to serve it to our friends. plus we want to eat good stuff to. should we just get big old steaks, or pork chops? green beans or succatash? beer or liquor? white bread or wheat? paper or plastic? the questions keep coming but there are no definitve answers. perhaps we should create a poll for those of you who read often enough. we will put the best of the best and when all the voting is done we will eat the ultimate pick picked by the ultimate pickers. indeed