Friday, March 28, 2008

When the eyes of the ranger are upon you


Howdy there gang. Im pretty stoked about doing the blog about my main man chuck. while i was looking for a photo of chuck to put on here i noticed that most photos of chuck are either a) with him in front of the american flag b) of him kicking someones ass or c) from a site full of chuck norris facts/jokes/info. something you may have noticed is how i refer to him as chuck instead of mr norris or just chuck norris. this is because i am cool like that. all you people have to call him one of those other names. its almost like how you have to call that guy on harry potter the guy who must not be named, or in the ghetto tha nigga whos name you dont know. but i am not here to judge a book by its cover and we all know you arent either. Also i know many of you enjoyed the parade yesterday. but did you know if you go to google and type in the gold teeth parade the first thing that comes up is us. fuckin sweet right? interesting little fact for you, most of those pictures i found when searching for gold teef, not teeth. bet you didnt know that did you? didnt think so. if you did know then you deserve a dirty dirty diploma from the university of dirty dirty. this word is red. just fucking with you, its blue. but i makes your mind struggle. thats what we are all about here at scrappys, making you use your mind while stengthening it through conditioning and extreme mind exercises. plus we impart lots of knowledge onto you. well gang that was a pretty chuck blog (chuck means awesome now(i just made that up)) so i will be wrapping it up know. hope you all are studying hard and gettin her done. if not we will send larry the cable guy to tell you his jokes until you head explodes, then laugh in your face.

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