Asphalt, death, and sweat.

Today men and girls, i got outta bed at the crack of dawns ass and got to drinking, then i went downtown and watched people act all drunk and irish, then it all went down like a plane crash( careful readers this may burn like a bad ass perm!!!!) I had to work so i did some sobering up and shaving (to the face) then the roads were blocked off so my homie drops me off as close as possible, it was on this walk to the hilton that i saw it. First, there was alot of poperallies watching, me? I walking chillin, cadillac 3-wheelin, this popo says "take a step back you too close to the rail!" so i does and then two meat heads commence to yelling at one another about the blarney stone, then it leads to a shoving match, and the cops aren't even watching! They scuffle to the ground and a few thuds and swings later, there in cuffs and a cop car looking dumb as fuck and mad as hell, one of the dudes had a little road rash up the left side of his face, then the punch line, the aresting officer says, " so much for the Blarney stone eh you fucks?" FUCKIN CLASSIC as it can be. Later on in the day a very good compadre of mine almost got into a fight with 3 other motherfuckers cause they busted out his window, i would've gladly lent hm a hand in handing out the discipline for such an offense but such was not the case. I also have a little vendetta of my own to settle and i can't hardly wait to do it!!!! Ya'll may not like brussell sprouts or lima beans or mustard, what ever i don't care. But if you could see this dumb ass cockcucker that tried to tread on me you would love the fact that i got his number and his ass whoping hand in hand with my unregistered deadly weapons! (My mits goddamnit!) I'm no sucker but this ass munch is putting hoover and dirt devil outta business. WHy the hostility you may inquire, well it is racially based and he doesn't even know how to lie when he's trying. I'll havelater updates as they come through on that one for ya's. Today, i have decided to share a recipie as well, you will need the following, one lemon, chicken breast (raw and thaw), as many as you want. You will need at least a half cup of olive oil, cloves, parsley, (4 tablespoons each). Mix the lemon juice and parsley with the olive oil, then you'll need butter and a whole sliced tomato and green bell pepper. Take the chicked breast and lay em across a pan that is oven safe, pour the mixture of oil and parsley over the meat and lay the slices of pepper and tomato on top of the based chicken, then take cloves and lay a thick layer of cloves over every thing. Allow it all to cook coverd with aluminum foil for at least 45 minutes at 400 degrees, take out and put butter on the top of the chicken in square peices every 2 to 3 inches apart. Cook up some pasta and serve the chicken over it, if you brown your noodles use garlic mixed with butter while sauteeing in oil, it is the bomb diggity. This has been a Nikia Jone$ dodgin toes and smacking hoes! PEACE!!!!!!!!