Saturday, March 15, 2008

What a day what a day

Well pimps and pimpettes here we are again. another end to another glorious evening. i chatted it up with one of savannahs finest all night long. so the next time i head off to jail i will have a friend waiting with a smiling face. as for mr jones earlier blog i managed to find the punk with the road rash face on the chatham county jail thing. his name is Jason Matthew Delgrosso. nice face jackass. As for other updates it is now only 16 more days till we move and an unknown number of days until the feast. unfortunatly i havent had any days off since last friday and it doesnt appear as though any are in sight since i am on the schedule everyday till sunday the 23rd. this causes me much pain as i dont get to hang out with my friends and on the off chance that they should call me i have to say that i have to work at 11 and thus cant drink or do very much at all. on the upside my sleeping is going well. i havent had anymore than 24 hour days in at least a week and a half and i am feeling like a million bucks wrapped in transformers wrapping paper, with a garfield get well card on top. as far as the poor bastard in jail of the day goes we will be changing the format a bit for the holiday. for the today and tommorrow i will give you the most holiday inspired folks who went to jail. meaning they have on some st pattys stuff. in doing this i am hoping to get on old lady all decked out with stuff but as you will find the two guys for today are only sorta in the spirit. but what the fuck ever i get to pick. anywho i know the pictures in the blogs is pretty cool but i am going to cool it on that for a while, at least until i figure out how to make them not be at the top everytime. that really pissed me off how the two guys who need to wear their hats less were at the top of that other one, i mean come on i worked hard enough just to figure that much out. on a sad note i found the youngest hooker to date. born in 1990, making here no more than 18. just fucking sad. get a damn job at mcdonalds, it might pay as well as your blowjobs to diseased old men but you wont have all their diseases. plus who really likes old balls. in college i knew this one chick who was 18 and her boyfriend was 45, i think, but she said she liked him because he romanced her. i said bull shit. another chick also 18 i think was dating this firefighter who was almost 50. she said she liked how he was a firrfighter. i said he was just a dirty old man. but as we all know what i think rarely matters to anyone but myself. sometimes b.h. cares too.