The way it is

Well heroes and heroines who read the blog it is one of those days. nothing too exciting, nothing too dull. i got to sleep in until 8pm, that was nice. i lost my phone but then i found it. interesting side note. controllers with out wires are cool but you have to be careful where you put them otherwise you can lose it. i dont have much else to say today but i am going to issue a new warning, ney, an ultimatum to those of you still not reading the blog. and i know you are out there because we got one of those counter things and we know how to use it. First things first your mother will be sexed up. we have said that before but i felt it needed to be reiterated. secondly we will shave your dog and draw the meat types on it with sharpies. then we will give your town idiot a knife and tell him where you live. also we wil tie paper bags to your dogs feet so he has to walk all funny trying to get them off. then we will soak your cats in water, only yo dry them off with blow dryers. then when they are dry we will put tape on there feet and cut off there whiskers. to you though my friend the things we do will be much worse and not so quick to be over with. we start out with something that will merely haunt your dreams forever. we will tie you to a chair and make you watch the entire anna nicole show in a row. plus we will mix them up so you get no back story. then we will feed you cheesy delicious grits. when you finish we will reveal that we peed in them. than a short walk to the movie store. once there we will let you pick out any movie that you want. after you are doing choosing we tell you that we lied and we arent getting what you wanted but rather something which you didnt, like that movie with the lady from the nanny where she is a hair stylist to that guy in russia. once back to your house we make you watch it and rip out your toe nails whenever fran does that annoying laugh she does. then once you have no toe nails left we put flip flops on you and make you walk on the sand at the beach getting sand all in your bloody toe nail holes. when you cry about it we will point and laugh. then i will point out your tears to some older folks. they laugh too because you are a pussy. this wouldnt have happened if you had just read the blog we say. you say that you will, but we say it is too late for that. so we drag you kicking and screaming to the nearest whore house. there we make you have sex with two or three diseased whores just to make sure you get something unpleasant that will cause a leak or a burning sensation somewhere. then we take you to the beach again to let jellyfish sting you. then as you cry some more we laugh some more. then we point out your tears to small children. they laugh as well. the moral of the story is get to reading or else all of that stuff. plus we will bang your grandmother and your sisters. and poop in all the shoes in your house. if we dont have enough poop in us we will have to go out and get some, but it will be worth it to show you whats what. well it seems as though i had more to say than i thought originally but thats how this thing works. you think you have nothing to say then all of a sudden you do. heed the warning and drink more beer in the shower.