Genuine Relaxtion

The things about relaxing is that not everyone can do it. Some say it is ADD. i say if you cant relax you arent really living. What comes to mind when relaxing? Beers, good friends, maybe a bit of television. Not to mention the relaxing vegetation we all know about. Take me for example, i have had some much experience relaxing that i talk slower. Talking slower is easier and if something is easier it is more relaxing. i slouch so i dont have to use energy standing up straight, plus people dont like it when you tower over them. genuine relaxation is what is coming this saturday. after i go and eat with the sis and the moms i am going to race home and pound a couple beers and then the chilling will begin. i think first i might just sit at the house and do nothing, no tv no talking, just sitting. then after about 10 minutes of silence i will get tired of that and turn on the televizzle. who knows what will be coming on that day. maybe some law and order who knows, perhaps ill pop in robocop one. nothing says relaxing like a guy who gets shot the fuck up then gets turned into a robot who fights crime. but i might watch a funny movie too. maybe a little john candy, or some akroyd. even a little chevy chase is always good. maybe ill rent some ghost busters and think about busting ghosts. i could be venkman, brannon could be ray, miguel could be egon, and zino could be winston. you gotta have the black guy. fuzzy could be slimer. good old fuzz, she likes to be nasty.
well i have made it to 4:30 only 2 and a half more hours to go till i get to go home and nap a little. i think one day when i get rich i will buy a bar so that my friends have a place to drink where we dont have to worry about people who suck. i will cover the walls with the faces of people who cant come in. ill go out and take pictures of people i dont like just for that reason. i will go into the courthouse and take pictures of everyone who works there, they cant come in. everyone who ever made me wait in a line for a ridiculous amount of time would be on the wall. every boss who i ever worked for that sucked cant come in. i would also have special take home cups so that people can wash there own shit, i know i wouldnt want to. also i would only hire people who dont go to scad. also i would have a sign on the door that says free beer with scad cards, then when they pull them out we snap their photo and they cant ever come back. it will be a grand bar. i will have tvs and pool. maybe some karaoke, and it will be two rooms so if you dont like the music on one side you can go to the other. i will also talk to the city about the use of flashing lights outside my bar. they will not be tolerated. ill get drunk people to shoot out the lights with bb guns from the top of the building. fuck the police. then later when i run for mayor i will make the cops wear pink uniforms so as to seem friendlier, and just to be mean. ill make the meter maids walk, those bastards. and the people at chatham county lost and found will have to stay at work till 8pm. also everyone who works in the courthouse will get one deserving slap from a citizen chosen randomly after the workday is over because you know they were unnecessary assholes to someone. not to mention the people in the chatham county tax building. fuck them, one time we were in there and there was no one waiting but us and this fucking fat ass bitch is just sitting there looking at us. i was going to say something to here about it but anna said not too since we still needed there help. i think that maybe everyone who works for the city must have a butt plug as part of there attire that they have to wear everyday which is what makes the guys so grumpy. the girls have a handful of sand stuffed up there stuff everyday thats what makes them so happy. well thats good for today i feel. watch out for my and my comrade next post. they are certain to be doozies.