wax and wane

The cooties have erupted all across the seaport my good freinds, if you have the symptoms it may already be too late, people all over the globe are outraged at the sudden crisis, no one even beleives that cooties is even that contagious. Doctors who have been swamped with emergency house calls say that the only cure seems to be lots of scrumpin!!!! So if you suddenly have the urge to drink out of the toilet or chew on your crotch you may have already contracted the awful cooties illness but not to worry there remedy has been located, so commence to the scrumpin. Doctors have also noted the following symptoms in people who have been air lifted to the hospital: a) nausea b) uncontrolable ass grabbing c) constant sweating in the crotch region d) unbearable pain in the palms and throat. If you are suffering from any of these symptoms once again do not panic, you must find the opposite sex and and scrump the cooties right out of your body, this is the only way to rememdy the condition. To all of you out there in the panic, may god have mercy on us all. (Dr.) Nika Jone$ out