And so it happened

Well gents it has happened. California fell of America, which forced the whole continent to sway violently. When it swayed up it broke in two and the east coast came splashing down flooding countless towns and killing thousands and thousands of people. Similar effects were seen on the west coast, even snoop died. So far the only people left are me, bigfoot, and tom hanks. That was yesterday. Today we are trying to put back our lives together. tom fixed us a nice breakfast, he mentioned that he had learned to cook excellent biscuits and gravy while shooting forest gump. Bigfoot said "you sure did this is awesome" I agreed. After breakfast me, tom , and bigfoot went of alookin for something, anything really. We werent even really sure where we were. I thought we were still in georgia but bigfoot said no way. he thought we were still in north dakota( thats where he was all along), but tom hanks said, "i dont think so" in that tom hanks way he has. Well we thought and thought as we walked along. Then we saw it. that big stupid worthless arch. we were in st louis. bigfoot moaned and it kind of sounded like chewbacca. i mentioned that and they both told me to shut up. we were screwed, we were in st. louis. what if nelly or murphy lee was here what would we do. then we saw him. nelly was dead. a large crate of childrens bandaids had fallen on him and pinned him to the ground. he probably drowned in the flood. there were dora the explorer and talespin bandaids everywhere. i pocketed some of the talespins for later when one of us would undoubtledy get hurt. we all had a good laugh at the irony and then all of a sudden we heard this loud noise. it was a very hard to describe noise. like a mix of a loud runny poo and a jackhammer, with a hint of bone grinding screech, we all shuddered. we didnt know what to make of the noise we had just heard so we went in search of what it was. we seemed to be in one of st louis's suburbs as everything looked quaint in a rubbly, smashed, flooded way. not at all like ho new orleans looked after that thing that happened down there.
oops have to stop almost go home time. look for me to continue this tommorrow or in the future. until then dont poo in your pants crying about how awesome the story was getting.