Saturday, February 23, 2008

It was an excellent adventure.

So the day started out just fine me and BH (pronounced B.H.) were just bullshittin around at school. When we learned about this big history report we had. Neither me nor B.H. were doing to well in school so this was a must pass thing. Especially since my dad had told me i would be sent off to military school if i had to go to summer school again. so me and b.h. are bummed out about how things are going. so we decide to go and talk to missy (that is brannons step mom, i went to the prom with her two years before) and she what she thinks. unfortunatley she was no help, merely saying that we were screwed. later that day we were one the way to the 7-11 when all of a sudden there was this amazing flash of light and then the next thing we knew this phone booth popped out of the ground. we were amazed so we went to look at it to see what it was. then the doors opened and this guy steps out in some totally stylin threads. he introduces himself as hector and explains that he is from the future. he also tells us that in the future we are famous and that everyone is cool to each other. we are of course totally stoked about this, even more so when he tells us our band is the most popular band in the history of the world, the wild scallions. (guitar noises)
indeed i made a very similar story to that of bill and teds excellent adventure but i used my name and B.H.'s instead. why did i do that you may ask. well to point out just how goddamn good that movie really is. it is keanu at his best. all of his looks in other movies where he looks like he doesnt know whats going on, that look came from the bill and teds series. and yes i did say series in case you were unaware of bill and teds bogus journey in which the two heroes go to hell. pure gold. i have kinda lost track of where i was going with this. but to sum up bill and ted awesome. tommy and b.h.-is there anything better than platinum? i think i have made my point. as they say up your ass with mobil gas. sandford out!!!

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