Saturday, February 2, 2008

Groundhogs Day might be the best holiday movie ever

As we all know Bill Murray is a freakin genius with no lack of brilliance to slow him down. And he has been in many great films in the past. But when you think about it this movie had one of the greatest concepts ever. What if you were stuck in one day for ever? You wouldnt age. you could learn all sorts of stuff about people and then mess with them. and you could really do anything you want as we saw in the film he couldnt even die. so like if he was having a bad day he could jump in front of a truck and then he would wake up in his bed. Granted that song he always woke up to was annoying but it made the movies more realistic. Well when i got to work it was friday and now it is saturday. i have all the time in the world to get my sunday beer. it will be an excellent sunday also. i do have to work but i will get to watch the game first and hopefully it is starting early like the lady said so i might get to drink a couple of beers.
on the subject of work i dont hate working. but i dont really like it. if i were rich i would keep a job but an easy one like a bagboy at a grocery store or something that they can hire special folks for. if they can do it i sure hope i can. now i am not downing on special folks, we feel your pain, but seriously you arent special everyone knows that. who ever cane up with that is a jack ass. making them feel special. why couldnt they have just been called different. being different isnt bad. if it was no one would like me. i am tall, and handsome, and generally annoying. i fart alot and i am a know it all. Even i hate know it alls thats how i know that i am annoying. plus i have an ignoring problem. when people start to talk about stuff i dont like my brain deactivates. there seriously isnt anything i can do to stop it. i have been conditioned this way. when i was little my mom would start talking and my brain would turn off and we wouldnt have to argue because while my brain is turned off i am good at adding uh-huhs and alrights at just the right time to make it seem like i am listening. some may call it a blessing, i know i do, but many others hate it. mostly those who talk to me regularly and have witnessed it or felt the effects on their own. another thing about me that people dont like is that i am an asshole and i think my shit doesnt stink, metaphorically speaking because my shit does stink and really bad. well that was a good rant time for me to get my audit on. yall be easy for sheezy. DRINK BEER IN THE SHOWER.

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