The 24 hour day

Well howdy there gang!! how goes it? really? me too. Today i awoke at 6 a.m. to the wonderful feeling of fuzzy leaping onto my back from the dressers. not only did i get some good scratches but i got real pissed off. so i grabbed fuzzy smacked her real good maybe once, probably twice and tried to go back to bed only i couldnt. normally this wouldnt have been a problem however i have this new job and now i cant sleep for some reason from 6 am until 9 am. yes it is very strange i wake up and cant go back to sleep for 3 hours. if you were french you would say that trois heures(twa urrs). so i began the day with a good sit on the thrown with my excellent magazine. i read for a while and it was nice. then i remembered that today is the day i was going to get my new playstation 3 but i had to wait till anna gets her paycheck. at who knew how long that could be. so i set about making what is to be from now on called the sandford breakfast sandwich. i started with some butter in my pan. as i let that melt i got out the pickles, turkey, roastbeef, mayo and mustard. also two eggs. then i cut on the toaster oven so it would be ready for my bread. by the way this is a three slices of bread type of sandwich, not to be confused with one of those blondie or cosby sandwiches. no this was a sandford sandwich. so after i got the butter melted nice and hot i cracked my two eggs and began to fry those eggs. meanwhile i have put a slice of cheese on one of my three slices of bread and have put all into the toaster. at this point i begin to pile up my meat. i do it with 4 slices of turkey and four of roast beef. you gotta keep it even. at this point it is time to flip the eggs, so i do. after the flipping i get out a second kind of cheese, this one is cheddar the other was muenster. however this cheese isnt in slices, it is shredded. so i sprinkle some onto my half cooked eggs, so as to double up their deliciousness and also the overall cheesiness of my whole sandwich. then i notice my bread is starting to finish, so i grab the slice with the cheese on it melted and put it on a plate (it is the bottom, or base, of my sandford breakfast sandwich). then i place my pre-piled meat onto my bread. i then place another slice of bread on top of that. now just to make things easy i squirt my mustard on then scoop my mayo(always squirt then scoop so as not to get mustard in your mayo) then i merely turn that slice over so that the mayo and mustard is touching my meat. at this point the eggs are done so you scoop out your eggs and pile them high onto your sandwich. then you get your last piece of toasted bread and set it atop your mound of excellence. thus you have the SANDFORD BREAKFAST SANDWICH!!! now if you are brave enough, and of course hungry enough, you may attempt to conquer the sandwich. however people of weak mind, and weak stomachs should not attempt as the deliciousness might overpower your sensory stuff. well that is how you make the sandwich.
after breakfast i sat around the house, took a few naps and waited for anna to get off work, then finally she did. we went to the target and got it. it was so amazing. the only problem was we had to wait to fiddle with it because we were going to eat with annas pa. so we did that. 3 and a half hours later we still havent played or even seen it. and i am getting antsy. luckily we have finished dinner and are on the way back home. once we get there we both breath a sigh of relief because the good times have arrived. so i get it all hooked up and we get ready to play, but i cant get it to eject. so i call the support people. i was on hold for thirty minutes. couldnt get any help to save my life. i was getting very furious at that point and i very nearly cruched my phone in frustration. luckily anna was there with all her glory and smartness. apparently the new playstation is so cool it no longer has an actual power button. you just push the place where the light is. same for the eject button. however no longer does the tray slide out for your game. you just stick it in. not hard like i know you sick fucks are thinking. that might hurt it and you dont hurt stuff this cool or especially if its that expensive. so anyhow we got it going and it is fucking awesome. i cant wait to get all the extra goodies. welp folks it is 4 am and i am going into cruise mode for my last 3 hours. yall be easy now and dont let the diabetes catch you. as always this is tommy sandford rocking out with my cock out. meanwhile i am hanging out with my wang out. have a good and righteous day.