The 90th blog

Well team we have made it. almost at least. Only 10 more blogs and we will be there. or maybe not. what could happen before those 10 posts go down. well first off figuring we each do 1 a day we will only take 5 days to do it. however sometimes we fall behind a bit in our blogging due to a lack of privacy at the work space or just a general laziness. not to mention i have a day off in the middle of those ten days. what if i go to jail, it could be days until i get out, then we may never make the deadline. what if we decide to rob something and get gunned down during an elaborate escape. or what if we eat ourselves to death going to an all you can eat buffet of everything everywhere. it could happen. if that kind of buffet where to exist and i were to find it and was able to get the early bird special for 6.95. yes i think i could eat my self to death. but they wouldnt have a buffet with everything everywhere, not that was open early enough for an early bird buffet. that would be to good to be true. another thing that could happen is a tsunami could hit georgia and we would all be washed away. then we wouldnt have the internet. also we might be dead. in either case it could take months to get to that oh so unattainably magical 100th blog. what if we are walking home from work and we get attacked by a pack of angry wolves. that could happen, shit the other day i saw a hawk flying over the city. that means that there is certainly a pack of angry wolves downtown as well somewhere. perhaps sleeping in the dumpsters at night and on sundays inside the liquor stores. well those are are very probable reasons why we might not make the 100, but what about what will happen when we do.
first off there will be fireworks. and im not just talking about snakes and sparklers. we will have bottle rockets and black cats and m 80s, cherry bombs, smoke bombs, plus some snakes and sparklers. then there will be a three day parade. the first day there will be floggings of all known and unknown non-readers whom we find during the day one drinking and flogging fest. day is composed of eating and parading about town with a large ticker tape parade towards the end. the third day we have the greatest show on earth. we have a circus with elephants and rhinos and giraffes, zebras, emus, all the good stuff. plus we have some gladiator fights with people and monkeys, not to mention monkey knife fights, large animal fights. and for the little ones penguins fights with jello shots. after the three day parade and festivities we get back to life as we know it but know we have some new experiences and good times to think on. it will be swell so cross your fingers and your toes and your eyes until we make that 100. if you do we will give you a chance at winning 100 dollars in a raffle and cake walk competition.