Growing Pains

This is a story all about hoe my life got twist turned upside down. and i'd like to take as minute, just sit right there. i'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel air. no no no i am not the prince of bel air sorry about the confusion but i thought that would get the good times rolling as we talk about something which is a big problem here in our modern world. problems. and you say well what kind of problems? well there are lots to be sure, but we are just talking about realizing that you are no longer the size you used to be. Id like to start this out by saying until i was in my junior year of high school i was very small. short and skinny rather than tall and skinny now. but the main point is that i was smaller. i first noticed my new found bigness when i realized i could see the top of the fridge. this was a new and exciting concept. after i realized this i realized i could see the top of lots of stuff. hell i was even taller than my ma. then came that fateful day when i wanted a pickle but there was only one left. i went to stick my hand into the jar but i couldnt. my hand had become to big. then it started to happen all the time. i became too big for the back seats of hondas, too heavy to carry, too wide to fit between places that others could. then i knew it had happened. i was all growed up, and there was nothing i could do about it. so i started using my bigness to my advantage. i lifted some weights and got fast. And that brings us to today, well that and a couple thousand beers and plenty of hefty relaxing. Where do i go from here you ask? Well i suppose i can still get hairier. And then later i could lose that hair. i could get rounder but i doubt it. maybe i will try out for the nfl since i am so sweet at stuff. well gang it is just about that time. i have to go home and get some rest for another day starts tomorrow. until then i will be chillin like 3 villians commiting 8 killins on folks gettin fillins.