The Two Hundredth Post

What an honor has been bestowed upon me, the 200th post. We all knew it was coming, some of you may have doubted if it would have been this good of a ride but you knew it was coming. So to give this post the gloriousness it deserves we are going to talk about something that all of have but still want. Money. who doesnt want it? i know i do. i would take some right now. but why do we want it? the real reason is that it makes life easier. and people as a species like shit to be easy. we want stuff to be handed to us. sure many of you think you are badasses and living the sweet and easy life will turn you into a pansy, which it probably will. but you still yearn for it. if you had money you could buy that sweet car you always wanted and fix it up so it isnt just a nice looking car that runs shitty. you could buy all the materials to build the sweetest tree fort ever and because of your money you will have the time to build it. you could buy the pony you daddy never bought you when you were little. nearly everything can be attained with more money. of course there are some things which cant be bought, but those are things for deep minds and this post isnt about that. its about the absolute and ultimate financial situations and what one truly would do. i am sure, or least i hope, that most of you have seen office space. it is an awesome movie about shit that sucks and how you can deal with it. if you havent go get it and watch it now. hopefully you all remember the part where peter is sitting there asking lawrence, the neighbor, what he would do with one million dollars. and of course to my ever lasting glee he says" I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. " which of course would be sweet. although in certain situations that could be extremely terrible. but then after a bit more talking lawrence asks peter what he would do and he says that he would do nothing. just sit around all day and do nothing. then comes the best part. lawrence says "Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit." isnt that awesome. but thats the point we are trying to get at today. ultimatley the goal is to not HAVE to do anything. like if i was so rich all my bills were paid three months in advance i would probably relax and just watch tv for the first few months. but then you could go out and start blowing money on shit and on your friends and this is what brings the ultimate joy. making youself and others happy. and there you have it the ultimate of the ultimates. well gang i hope you learned something important about yourselves today and if you didnt then more power to you. until next time remeber that this is a Spice World and we are all just living in it. be easy on the peasy

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