Well hello to you

I havent seen you around here much. My name is Tommy, Tommy Sandford. yes, yes it sure is hot outside. but not quite so hot as yourself. may i buy you a drink? a margarita eh? very spicy. bartender, dos margaritas por favor. so, do you come here often? me, oh no i dont really drink all that much. yes the music selection here is better than at most places. to be honest with you though, i come here for the scenery. of course i dont mean the brick walls and ashtrays. i am talking about the ladies, like yourself, who occupy this establishment. yes, flattery is a skill of mine. i like to think that people enjoy it. you do? ah yes, thank you bartender. here you are m'lady. one margarita for you and one for me. mmmmm. yes they truly are very good. you almost cant taste the mixer. so, do you enjoy tequila always or only when you come to scrappys? oh yes me also, anytime i can get it. but i think it is especially nice oh a hot day. yes, i agree, at the beach is an excellent place for the margaritas. do you enjoy going to our local beach? oh yes the water is a shitty brown color and it is full of jelly fish at times. but the sand is nice where it isnt black from the asphalt dont you think? well i suppose you are right there are many better beaches. me? i generally just wear a pair of shorts, what do you wear to the beach? oooh, you silly, sexy thing! we may be going to the beach soon. but what about tan lines dont strings still give you those? oh i see its all about how small they are. very interesting. oh you have some pictures, of your friends from college? great. uh, yea id love to see them. oh wow there is you doing a keg stand in a skirt, kinky. and here is you with a whole bunch of dudes doing a beer bong, very suggestive. now this one is nice, who is that girl you are kissing there? that is your girlfriend? do you mean like your friend who is a girl or like your girlfriend who you exclusively see? oh i see. well then that'll be 8 dollars for that margarita then and i'll see you maybe another time. oh yes, i have to go know. i have, uh, something to do. what kind of something? uh, a prior uh, engagement uh, with one of my buddies. we are uh, going to help him move to his new apartment. yea thats right at 9:30 at night. oh yea we always go and drink before heavy lifting. yea its good for the soul. alrighty then debbie, you take it easy. and tell your uh, lady friend i said hello. i guess.