So sayeth the flock

Well gang tonite was a weird one but there is hope for the future. First off i am going to get more money from the job that a nicely placed sentence by myself sparked some research and that resulted in the mulla. thats one of those words that people say but never spell--mulla, thats how i spell it anyway. also i am very possibly going to be switching to a day shift position soon which will be nice. i dont enjoy being opposite everyone else. this is not like opposite day in any way. nor is it cool like switching the i's with o's in mississippi and saying mossossoppo. i really like saying mossossoppo, it just sounds nice. but we arent here to talk about mossossoppo as much as we would like to. tonite we are discussing how it is to live in a town that is on most days at least 40% tourists. in a nutshell it sucks. tourists are annoying. at least you people up north have tourists from the south who are polite. down here we get all you rude bastards from the north. and fucking foreign people learn how to god damn tip. you punks are just lucky that i dont wait tables because if you left me 50 cents on a 50 dollars tab i would chase you down in the middle of crowded city market and make a fucking scene like you wouldnt believe. you would have to leave savannah because everywhere you went people would be whispering that you were those fucking assholes who couldnt scrounge up more than 50 fucking cents for a tip. you people can just eat some shit and die. i am getting myself all worked up just talking/thinking about it now. but you cunts shant ruin my good mood. another thing about living in a tourist town is that people always ask you where you are from, and here if you are young they ask if you go to scad. generally when asked where i am from i say i am from here. then whoever asks looks at me like i just said that the sun is hurtling towards earth and we are all about to die. then sometimes you get the follow up question-- but where do you live at? and finally--where do you go to school?. frankly this always pisses me off but i am generally a polite person, also when i am drunken i am hard to understand so when i curse them for their stupid questions they dont know. however the correct response to these questions is that i live in a god damn house. and of course down here in georgia we only go to school till we are 12 and we dont spell school with a c. oh no my school had a big red sign that red SHOOL. stupid bastards. now lets get to the constant asking about scad. firstly scad is where i live at downtown. yes young folks do go there. yes i am young. but not all young people go to scad, because if they did there would be alot of worthless fucks out there who can do nothing but paint shitty paintings and make boring fucking movies with no god damn point. oh yea and now one of the scad big wigs daughters goes to scad but she likes horse back riding. thus they decided to have an equestrian arts program. what i wouldnt have given to be at that meeting. also scad folks wear weird stuff for the most part. there are even restaurants here where i swear you have to look as strange as possible to work there. sakuras on broughton and saigon also on broughton to name 2. if you ever go i guarantee you will agree with me. plus sakura employs the land lady from the kung fu hustle. thats a sweet movie by the way. alrighty then gang i think that that is enough ranting and raving for one day. so until next time yall watch out for the tourists and northerners. they will annoy you until they can see they are doing so and then continue to do so until you point it out to them.