The Squint Off

Two of the greatest super crime fighters ever are chuck norris and steven seagal. they each have their upsides and of course neither have a down side so how could they ever be beaten. first i would like to start out with their similarities. they both have got a mean squint face. both of them have or had at one point, a hardcore black guy partner. they both know how to play the guitar, and play it well. they are both masters of karate and the other forms of martial arts. now for there awesome differences. chuck norris was in a comic book about chuck norris. steven seagal loves carrot top. chuck norris fought mr. t. steven seagal emotes particularly well. chuck norris once owned a cat. steven seagal hangs out with ja rule, dmx, and that fat guy from malibus most wanted. and we all know just how bad that was. chuck norris has a million lists of chuck norris facts about his own personal badassness. my personal favorite will always be--chuck norris does not sleep, he waits--and my number two--chuck norris has two speeds walk, and kill--. steven seagal also has some facts. i like how the little picture next to the site name is a little pile of poo. they are all pretty good but my favorite will have to be--steven seagals penis knows aikido, but cant have an erection--number two will be--if a diet was a person, steven seagal would kill it. much meaner than the chuck norris jokes i do think. well folks there you have it. chuck norris seems to have one the squint off in a big fashion. but thats ok because steven seagal came in second and i am sure he will be satisfied with that. until next time campers watch out of for the creepity crawlies and keep those sleeping bags tucked snug.