Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The List Hath Risen

So today i was sitting at my house and i had probably 3 or 4 awesome blog ideas in like 10 minutes. and since i dont have a computer at home there was no way to act on my wish to blog it up. so i remembered my awesome idea from past blogs where i mentioned that i would have to get a notepad and write some of my blog ideas down. and that is just what i did except its not a notepad, just a sheet of paper. same difference.( i have always hated that expression) but with out further ado and with no more shenanigans i will commence the preview of what is to come from the next 3 or 4 or maybe even 5 blogs. who knows how things will go down.

blog idea 1. The first blog, which i will be doing tommorrow will be the kind of blog that reels in the readers. like bees to honey, like flies to shit, like things which like stuff going to stuff. it will be pretty amazing. so make sure to tune in tommorrow at some point if you are reqading this so as you can catch all the action. but dont sit too close to your computer because things could get messy.

blog idea 2. This will be a preview of a blog which will go down in approximately 50 blogs. it will contain fortunes and things to tell you what will be happening when the blog actually coms into being. this one will be interesting so make sure you catch this one. or your very life may blow.

blog idea 3. we all know about the rampant and unabating love of my first "Are you aware of the Blackness?" blog. it was surely a sight to behold. so this idea is a sequel. it will be ok doing it before black awareness month. although its kind of odd how they call it black awareness month. its almost like drug awareness. isnt that what the A stands for in D.A.R.E.

blog idea numero 4. i am going to point out some shitty blogs and tell you just why it is that they suck. i will give you one example now just to give you a little taste so you will have to come back for more, much more. one of my most disliked types of blogs are the ones that arent in english. i mean how am i supposed to read them? they need to fix that. also this blog will have some of the other blogs i have seen which are sweet. and as usual i will tell you about how cool our blog is and then i will give examples of the awesome stuff we have that others dont.

blog idear 5. this is the last idea but it may be the best. although the enticement blog will be pretty good too, this is going to be yet another one of my adventure stories. i dont want to give to much away but i will gove you the title. it will be called "And then I blunk" it will pretty much be the coolest story to date. also there will be mud monsters or gingers. that picture is just too good.

so i guess you could say that this is a prequel. although this is a prequel that comes before the actual thing. it may be the first prequel of its kind. you all are lucky people to be in the presence of such a rare prequel, and we are glad that you are happy about it. until next time take it easy and watch you kneesies.

1 comment:

The County said...

idea #4 would trump all, but you would have to formulate a more aggressive response as to why they're horrible in the first place, rather than the blanket term 'they just suck.' i'll be on the lookout....sorry ass cotton candy blogs are never in short supply.