DRINKING, It's not so bad

Well hullo again laddies and lasses. today we will be talking about something near and dear to my heart and most likely yours as well, drinking. and i am not just talking about juice and milk and sweet tea. oh no we are talking about booze, the hard stuff, the sauce, hooch, brew, libations, spirits, jiggers, and intoxicants. in short the stuff you drink that gets you fucked up. where does this idea come from i am sure you are asking yourselves this very minute.(notice how i say yourselves, this is because i know that there are many people gathered around you so that they too can enjoy scrappys) well it came from one of the best tv shows ever made. it is called Lucky Louie and it stars Louis C. K. it is super cool. check it out. so why do so many people think beer and stuff is bad? the answer is really simple, they must not be drinkers, or are not currently drinking. and that can be annoying. thats kind of the problem with having a DD. being around drunk people is cool, but only if you are also drunk. otherwise it just makes you realize how annoying people are when they are drunk. thats why i think rather than suggesting people get DD's they should make a law where if you can blow a .19 blood alcohol level then you should get a free cab home. then it would be like a contest to see who could get there the fastest. it would be win win. the bar owners would sell a whole shit load of beer because there arent a bunch of non drinking assholes filling up the bar. and they could hook up the cab drivers with some of their extra money to do the free taxi service. but there would definitely have to be a steep fine for puking in the taxi when you are getting a free ride. well gang i have run out of steam for tonite. but if you would like to see just what a bunch of pansies all the stupid scad kids are check out there bitchy Rant and Raves from our hometown craigslist. until next time remember that you have to eat you meat before you get any pudding. how can you eat your pudding if you havent eaten your meat?