Monday, June 23, 2008

The Ultimate Day.


First off i would like to point out to all that i have perfect timing. when i logged on to the blog there had been 666 visits to our site. pretty spiffy huh? but anyhow i thought the ultimate warrior would be a good image to start off such an awesomely ultimate blog. this particular image is extra ultimate as you can see that the ultimate warrior has a picture of himself, the ultimate warrior, on his suit. i guess you would call it a suit. luckily it coyly hides what would be his wedding tackle. that also might just be a side effect of lots of steroids. but who knows. anyhow i can hear you all now clamoring as to why today was so ultimate as that we needed the ultimate warrior. the answer is simple and if you are an avid reader of the blog who checks every hour on the hour to see if we have posted anything new, which i am sure you all are, then you would have read my comrades previous post. the feast is what all the hubbub is about. it was magnificent. we had food, and we ate it and it was really good. i ate a pretty hefty bit but then i got full and the itis was starting to set in. we had high quality company to chat with as well which sometimes can make the food better. but with food this good it was just icing on the doughnut. the only thing that could have possibly made it more ultimate would have been if i didnt have to go to work after the feast. but as we all know, or if you dont you will, we all must do what we must. and that generally means that you have to go to work and then with the money that you make you have to give it to other people. its a vicious cycle but it seems to be working pretty well. i just wish my job was something more along the lines of paper weight. you know i could just hold stuff down. i have found in my day that holding couches on the floor is something i am good at. also i have skills to pay the bills in the way of holding walls up from falling over. so if you need someone to either hold up your walls or make sure your couch/chair/lounger/very soft carpet dont get away from you then let me know and i will come and handle that business for you with the quickness. if we were in france i would say something like tout suit. alrighty then yall take it easy and as always be easy on your peasy.

1 comment:

horph said...

The Ultimate Warrior! Oh man.

Now that's a guy who has an awesome job.