The First Blog

It is interesting to me how many people begin their blogs with a "this is the first post" post. Even we did that with our day 1 blog. but unlike most people we didnt lay out what our blog is supposed to be. why you say? because there is no method to our madness. we merely have the time to type, similar to how yall have the time to read. really the only problem comes when i think of something awesome to blog about during the day but by the time i go to blog the only thing i can think about is this one blog i have been meaning to do. i suppose i could use this time to do that. so without further ado here is "What i REALLY like doing"
as i am a man it isnt hard to please me. i like eating, i like sitting, and i doing sexing. what else is there in life? i know it makes me sound like a perv to many of you. especially all of you who are living for the lord and do all things in his name. but what it really makes me is a man. there isnt a single dude in the world who would turn down sex with some hot ladies. even most gay dudes would do it. unless they are a bottom i suppose, but even then. how do i know this? when i worked in the movies/dirty movie store more than 98% of the people who went into the "romance" section were men. if girls went in there, there had to be no one else in there because they were, rightly so, scared of pervs. also when chicks went in there they were looking for movies that are just funny nasty to give to their friends. like midget porn. i never understood why so i suggested the good titles. like "oops there is a dick in my ass" , "bi the bi", "stop on bi", and "revenge of the butter faces". anyhow i am getting away from my main topic. i like sticking my thing into chicks stuff. it feels good. you know it, i know it, hell dogs know it. plus it seems that it is easy and i like easy to. lots of effort is not good for you but years of being lazy and doing nothing has apparently made me into a sex machine. i could do it until i blister. unfortunately it seems to be more of a curse than anything else as it is hard for me to focus at times. i cant help but look at shapely bottoms and such and this pisses my lady off greatly. i dont know why i do it i just know that i cant stop. i blame evolution or heaven--this problem has to come from one of them. another disadvantage is that i cant do the steve urkel pants because you can see my junk. when i was younger and family matters was still on it was cool to do that. but not anymore. well gang i am sure you are all pleased to know about that and i am sure that most of you agree. so until next time put your thing into their stuff and give them the old whats what. hell yea.