Forceably insert it into your rectum

Aight killers and drug dealers, let us voyage into the depths of this thing known as the hilton. Today, i had to come in early, then, i had to check the folks in AND play the part of the bellman. It was pretty cool, 60 bucks worth of coolness to be exact and on track!!!! It's hot as balls at the front so that much is still blowing dogs for quarters. Then there's the jayfer, he left early yesterday to "treat his old lady" so today he gets to do it again? What the fuck is that? But lets get down to brass tax, ya boy got to stick it to tha man! The day before yesterday i get this call, a bunch of my homies from ol Glennville were being held in custody by the man, knowing that nasty Nikia Jones is the Johnny Cochran of the ghetto, and bi-lingual, it was time to get down with the getting down. So i drives this brand spanking new Tundra (which kicks major fucking ass on the highway) to Atlanta and walk into the sherriffs depoartment and ask for the 8 mexicans that were locked up a few weeks back, they ask for the bread, and my only response is that they have served there week and there for no bail was required, i got a number of looks and even a few glares, especially from this one guy who will be addressed a little further in our venturous tale. They bring out seven of the dudes and all appears to be in order, but then i ask for osiel, the last of the migos, i get this lame ass story about how he can't get out until tomorrow and that unless we had the 1,900 in cash for his bail he wasn't going to go anywhere, a few phone calls later and the word of a good ass lawyer we were well on our way to the promised land, (you know home) the worse part was having the drive the entire way with no sleep, and getting back to the hilton for a 2pm meeting. But as fortune would have it, i was over an hour late and missed out on the enlightening info from the ralston. All in all today is kicking alot of ass, Big Boi of Outkast is inhouse tonight and if the night plays out just right, i'll get to meet the man in person! For now ya'll be trill, chill, and ready to kill. Nikia to the j on his way. PEACE!!!!