Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Sweeter than a Swisher

Well yous guys, it nikia to the J back with that flavor you can savor. Today is pretty motha fuckin good. Yesterday i helped my good comrade with the big move and that's just the way it had to be, especially with a tight ass pad like that. I got a few bucks left over to get me some good grub. Hopefully tonight i will be doing some serious chillaxing to my satisfaction. Not to mention that i FINALLY got laid after 4 long days of nothing, not even porn. (ya know how it is) I may need to get rid of our new found weenie freind, that crazy hoe lost her mind this morning, i walk in get the leash and go to put it on her and the next thing i know she bites me and pisses a blue streak on one of our good blankets, don't think i'm some cruel bastard or anything, i just don't like a nasty mean ol motherfucker for a pet, especially not no fuckin weenie dog ya dig? Then the shenkster just delivered the best beverage (except that yager or a good cold one) ever in the world, a cherry sprite!!!! You fuckers are missing out if you are scratching your heads wondering where to accumulate the sacred cherry sprite, all you needs is a sprite, a little handful of those marichino cherries, and of course some of that ice, mix it, drink it, the go change your shorts! Overall the time has come for me to get on with the getting on and do my thang. Ya;ll be easy and they can't feel ya, just remember that you can only do you man. Nikia Jones signing the fuck off!!!!!!!!

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