Stupid internet

so then folks what i was going to have for you today was a sweet video but it wouldnt work how i wanted it to so no dice on that. however i do have good news i have days off coming soon. yes thats right sweet sweet time off the job. can you beat it? i think not. also i heard the new g i joe movie should be out this june. kick ass. not much else to say today though really. only 1 hour and 15 more before the end of this working day. then beers and sleep it is.

when i was little we used to watch that show lifestyles of the rich and famous. and it had that guy with the british accent. i always hoped that one day i would be on that show. i havent made it yet but let us take a look at how it would look if i was. first it would start with a plane ride as my island is an island. thats right the blue angels taxi folks back and forth i am so rich. as you come up to the island you can see my beautiful home and the nice blue water. you could shoot a fish from the plane with a spear gun that water is so clear. of course you are brought in on the limo that stays on the island, which is also the only car on the island. the car drives you right up to the front door which is flanked by one pool and one pond. after the initial awe wears off you are taken into the house. you notice right away there is no front hallway. it just goes straight into the kitchen which smells very good. like nutmeg with a hint of jalapeno. then onto the den. here we find all the stuff you would see on an episode of cribs big ass tv, surround sound, ps3, maybe some weird statues, the big comfy furniture. then onto the best part the back yard. out there we have it all. the yacht, the bi-plane, roller coaster, jungle gym, second pool, nice cabana with bar for drinking, basketball court, and another pond.

well gang that was fun and informative. yall just keep an eye out for me to be on cribs or i suppose if i am rich enough to have a house like that ill just bring back the lifestyles of the rich and famous. either way everyone can come and chill. heck we may even have an extra island or two to raffle off. so keep your ears to the ground and your eyes on the horizon. and never forget Sandford is the key in 2020.