Sweet F-ing Jesus

Look what a wonderful discovery i have made. Hell fuckin yea. that is lando calrissian. in the flesh. i bet his parents were nerds. this guy might be the coolest guy to ever be arrested. i didnt even look at the rest after this before putting it on the blog. i may even immortalize his face on the blog. i think i will. now we will never forget him. plus he looks like a white guy actor. lemme see if i can find his picture. similar dont you think? very mysterious. look at the noses and the eyes. that is what gives it away. also ifyou have ever seen the negotiator with samuel l, the white guy is in the movie. his name is stephen lee. no where near as cool as lando calrissian. as i am typing this up i am thinking about the word f-ing and i was thinking about that song from mary poppins that goes "i love to laugh" and then they laugh and float around. ( i accidentally spelled poppins as poopins when i was typing, good think i caught that but it was still funny so i thought i would let yall in on some of the bloopers we have around here at the office.) anyhow i was thinking that song would be equally sweet if it was called i love to f and then they went on from there. i am going to attempt to put something together so you can hear what it would sound like. gimme just a moment. Alrighty that was easy. Here is the song fixed up how i think it ought to be. i left the characters names who sing so you can imagine them doing so. albert is the old man who looks like benjamin franklin. bert is the young guy who mary wants to f. and mary is mary poppins.
Uncle Albert:
I love to f
Loud and long and clear
I love to f
It's getting worse ev'ry year

The more I f
The more I fill with glee
And the more the glee
The more I'm a merrier me
It's embarrassing!
The more I'm a merrier me!

Mary Poppins:
Some people f through their noses
Sounding something like this "Mmm..."
Some people f through their teeth goodness sake
Hissing and fizzing like snakes

Bert:
Some f too fast
Some only blast - ha!
Others, they twitter like birds
Then there's the kind
What can't make up their mind

Uncle Albert:
When things strike me as funny
I can't hide it inside
And squeak - as the squeakelers do
I've got to let go with a ho-ho-ho...
And a ha-ha-ha...too!

All:
We love to f
Loud and long and clear
We love to f
So ev'rybody can hear
The more you f
The more you fill with glee
And the more the glee
The more we're a merrier we!
that worded out well. it sounds dirty too. just what i was going for. especially where bert says some only blast. very classy. alrighty yall the sun is coming up so i must be off. yall be esay on the peasy and never hurt your kneesys.