The NOD

Today is a special day here at scrappys. We are discussing the nod. If you dont know what the nod is it is sad but continue reading as this should be very informative. also if you dont know about the od your life is probably shitty and the knowledge of the nod will improve the quality of your life. The way the Nod works is exactly the way you think it does. Basically you just nod. but it isnt just a nod. it is an acknowledgment. also different people do different nods. for example you have the basic downward nod. this is used by most adult white men over the age of 30 and all men over the age of 50. (women dont do the nod) this nod is more of a hello, or a how do you do. more on the formal end of the nod spectrum. then you have the upward nod. this you might get from the younger men. it is more of a whats up, or a what up, if you will. The nod can be given or recieved at anytime and anyplace. during the day i bet i nod at at least 50 people. it is easier than talking most of the time and people know what i mean when i do it. when i had my truck i would get and sned nods to people in other trucks. when i drive my moms convertible i get nods from others in convertible. also people with hats generally nod to each other as the walk down the street. ON the other hand you must never let the nod be mistaken for a slow shake of the head.
This almost always means grave disappointment of sadness. For example if one of your friends pooped his pants in a line you would give him the slow shake. or if your mom came yelling after you in a small crowd you would give the slow shake. when you watch ben stiller movies and he makes you feel awkward enough that you dont want to watch anymore you might give the slow shake. When you get first place in a baked bean eating contest. When you grandmother farts in church very loudly and everyone knows it was her so they pretend it didnt happen. Example of when the slow shake isnt appropriate: When you get 1st place in a watermelon eating contest. When you escape the police and while hiding you find a hundred dollars. When you get a sweet job. When you go to the booby bar and all the girls give you free drinks. when you inherit a racecar that is actually speed racer and your life becomes one long galactic race through eternity. when you and your multiracial friends find a dinosaur egg and you hatch it and it becomes Denver the Last Dinosaur. Alrighty then folks after a few blogless days i think we came back strong here. Keep yours ears out for the next one from nikia. in closing i wish to ask a question which has bothered me for some time now but i have yet to puzzle out the answer. Why Dont You Ever See Baby Pigeons?