Cracka-lackin

Here we are once again, me, you, the blog, and this time the ol shenkster, up in here trying to get around me with the old one-two. ( It totally ain't workin either) Got me a blog brain cloud of questions i will bestow upon you, the reader. Why is it the light thats always green on your way home is red on the days that suck the most? How do people in jail get the goods? Why is there no tv channels that are always in 3-D? Like even commercials, that would make them a whole lot cooler. When will there be a video game where you make your own weapons? When will there be a president who enjoys silence as much as money? When will afro-man get an oscar? Why is there not a vehicle that just runs, no gas or water or battery? (Just goes, ya know what i mean?) When the fuck are we gonna legalize? When will our beaches get soda machines? (Specifically georgia beaches) When will they flavor dirt? Why would they flavor dirt? When will 20inch rims be considered a standard on new vehicles? When will there be an actual virtual reality game? Where will the aliens land? When can we put a leaf on the flag? When will keyboards work through telepathy? Does hooked on phonics really work? Is there a man in/on the moon? What kind of cheese is the moon made of? What is the likelyhood of the sword to make it's return? Who is the best James Bond? Why is master P on tv and not in the studio? (HootyHoo!) When can we live and let live? When is the best time to start breakfast? How do you keep the oil from scorching once the eye heats up? These questions may seem light or pointless, but when it all comes to a screeching halt, you may ask yourself some of the things that i have mentioned above, if not just stop reading now and go back to bed. The end. Nikia Jones out !!!!