A small extension

Yes that is what women say about asian dudes but thats not what we are talking about today. my home skillet miguel wrote on an excellent subject in his last blog. the kill mode. i wish to elaborate on situations which bring on this deadly and scientific mode. i will start with when you are fixing to take a shower and you turn on the water and just before you get in you put your hand in to see if its warm and it is cold. so you wait, and while you wait you start getting hot under the collar. then you try it again, still cold. now you have two options take a cold shower which will merely compound the killing cells which are by this point multiplying at an exponential rate, or you can just stay smell funky. this of course might not start upsetting you immediately however the look on the faces of people you know of even just walk by as they catch a whiff of your two days of b. o. will no doubt set off the buzzer in your brain that says your kill mode safety switch has been unswitched. another kill mode scenario that particularly sets me off is when you are in the car and you are about to turn but you are waiting for a car to pass. however they are slowing and you cant tell because they are still coming at you. and then comes the chart topper, rather than passing you they turn onto the street that you are turning off of. this may sound not that bad but when you factor in the fact that cars come with blinkers and that fucking asswad didnt move one finger to very easily switch his on it blows the lid on the kill mode kettle. it makes you want to not turn as you were but to do a u turn. then chase down that fuck and rip out his blinker lever and throw it into their face shouting that they didnt need it anyhow. here is one that will steam your grits without using any water. when you go to a fast food place and you ask for something special and then you ask them to repeat it just to make sure you get what you want. then you pay and get your food. you dont look because they already assured you that you got what you wanted. then you go to eat your burger that shouldnt have something on it, lets say cheese. when you open it up there is cheese dripping from all sides and the bun is soggy with it. plus they didnt give you what you wanted on it and instead of a coke you get a diet coke. this will always break the containment center that holds in the kill mode assassins. if i was less lazy i would take that food back and go through the line again. when you get to the cashier open the burger and hit them in the face with that grimy ass cheese and then proceed to the next window. tell them they gave you diet instead of regular and hurl your open cup at them. then ill say fuck you you punk asses or something to that affect and speed off. another thing that will peel the paint off of the kill mode car is when you are at the job and people ask you to do something that isnt your job and they expect you to do it. this is ultimately much worse when it is a customer than when it is a co worker. with all the death bandits screeching in your brain you just have to look at them and say you will try to help. it doesnt even matter if it is something that is easy. the point is that it isnt your job. if it was your job they would pay you for it and it would have been told to you when you started your job.
anyhow fuzzy came back and we are all happy. i dont gotta work monday and tuesday this week and then after that friday and saturday will be my days off. rock on. in closing today i wish to impart so knowledge unto you. dont piss of a whole shit load of third graders otherwise they will hatch a plot to chop you up with butcher knives and then they will tie up your dismembered body parts to weights and sink them into a river or lake. that all for now so as always keep on keepin on and remember if i wouldnt do it you shouldnt and if i would you might not should anyway.