Sunday, April 27, 2008

Send them to hell.

Have you ever had that awkward morning start? You wake up late and get up and get the day started but no matter what you do you feel as though your corn flakes have already been pissed in. Your can't bail, you gotta go to work, you wanna kill the shit out of somebody, and no matter what you do, you just have that edge where you wanna nuke a bunch of shit all at once. Luckily today is not one of those cases, today you're just gonna get sent straight to hell. I will start at the beginning, and i when i come to the end i will stop. Gracefully. First of all, those goddamn haters, i work hard for mine and i likes doing it big, haters don't really seem to have that notion of "this is what i've worked hard to do," type sensibility. It is for this reason The Zombified mrs. frizzle will be arriving to a haters house near you for pick up, cause you fuckin haters just got sent to hell. Then, there's the classic cry-baby, today, you loose-eye-lid squirters will be accompanying the haters on a long drive to the bottom of the deepest hell hole embedded well within hades. Then, there's those can't call them by there real names because Tom Cruise will send them to my house and try to bankrupt me and send me prison, or even make me try to kill myself, you all will be picked up and will be sent staight below where no one wants to go. My homeboy Brian here at the hiltony hilton would like to send those KKK fuckers straight to the pit for there ignorance and self loathing. Next, those motha fuckin Emo mother fuckers, I wish my goddamn grass was Emo so that it would cut itself. All you slacked jawed pussies get a kick in the crotch before boarding the medival school bus of deathly hell. There's one special fuck I gotta send straight to hell right now, Quentin M. Phillips of Vidalia Georgia, you get a full force karate chop to the throat before getting your death warrant issued for being the most fuck headed shit munchin panty waste to ever cross me and my path. All the following parties receive a full body skinning, and several forcably removed fingernails before embarking on there journey to hell, being sent to hell does not involve passing go or collecting 200 dollars.

1 comment:

islanderkwm said...

You forgot all of the fuck headed right wing dick suckin mother fuckers that say that global warming isn't real..those asswipes need to suck Satan's dick like they were crackheads strapped for cash needin a rock.