Knowledge is Power

The things i have learned over the years have sure come in handy, and on more than one occasion. Here's a just a few things that were a big help:
-When you're about to defeat your enemy, he will start blinking.
-Tacos are the best power up if your gonna skate or die.
-Mushrooms make you big, flowers make you shoot fireballs outta your nose.
-It only takes one shot to the back of a vehicle to make it explode.
-Powerups are hidden all around us.
-Breaking bricks with the head is stress releiving and holds gold coins.
-Luigi is slow, and Koopa is retarded.
-Dots taste like shit, and chasing a ghost is stupid.
-Gorillas are master barrel-rollers.
-When the sky changes colors, ducks can haul ass in mid-flight.
-Always get a running start to get your fly power all the way up.
-Lasers can be outran and outjumped.
-Mario doesn't have to breath underwater.
-Marbles have the best brakes.
-Turtles have no brakes.
-If you punch Yoshi he'll eat ANYTHING!
-The princess can glide through the air when she jumps and spreads her legs.
-The Power button kills all enemies.