When life gives you lemons you make lemonade

So there is the posse. On the left is billy bob, im in the middle and willis is on the right. Yes indeedy we were a formidable group. always full of smiles and fun as you can see. Now i can here the questions forming in you mind. What the hell is up with the igloo? Who still eats dubble bubble by the bucket? Where is this? Who owns that crappy ass honda in the back? Well here are your damn answers. First off we were in the bitter tundra called virginia. i understand there are many of you who might claim that virginia is the south and the confederation started there and all. but from all of us down here in southern georgia just have one thing to tell you. fuck off, snow means north. and i can see some damn snow in this picture here. anyhow we were up in the tundra where it is always at least a little chilly and we had nothing to do. see, me and willis were roommates and billy bob lived across campus( a five minute walk but it isnt worth it when its snowing). normally he would just sleep on our couch and then we would have b-fast before french. but we were bored and it was still two hours till our dinner time. then willis suggest that we go and build and igloo. since me and billy bob are from the deep south-billy bob is alabaman- we had never done this before, hell weeks earlier we had our first snowball fight. we hated it because you get all wet and then cold and it just isnt that pleasant, plus we werent 4 anymore. but igloos still sounded cool. so we got a couple of trashcans, thats what the bricks for the walls were made from, and we went to work. 5 hours later it was complete and little did we know that it was already time for dinner. luckily we got there with 30 minutes left so we had time to get down on some crab legs as it was crab legs nite which only comes once in every two blue moons. it was delicious. after dinner we come back to our sweet old fashioned igloo. this is where the dubble bubble comes in. first i would like to say that i still eat dubble bubble by the buckets and if we hadnt eaten it all already that bucket would not be in the picture. luckily before we all got into the igloo, which we had to slide on our bellies like newts to do, we realized that our igloo was made of ice and thusly sitting on it would freeze our little tushies off. so the dubble bubble was my seat. it broke as soon as i sat on it which sucked but by that time we were so relaxed it no longer mattered. now for those of you who have either never made an igloo or have never been in one at night let me tell you it is awesome. the whole thing glows blue from any lights outside. and it is almost like you have a light in there. this huge bubble of ice stayed well into spring because it insulates itself and while it may melt a little during the day it refreezes over night so after about three days we had a hunk of ice so thick that the janitors couldnt knock it down. now for the where is this. this is in hampden-sydney, virginia. it is where my college is located. the town is named after the school because the school was there before the town. they had to close because of the civil war. it is also an all mens school. which sucks. it is supposedly very prestigious and all but mostly it sucked and we got hammered. and finally for the shitty honda in the back ground. i think it must be one of the cleaning crews cars because everyone i knew had bmws and stuff. bunch of rich bastards. anyhow i know yall have been waiting on this so i figured it was about time. hope the story was enjoyable. this is mr sandford signing off. good nite folks