Negative Influences

Once again i have returned to type. today we are discussing negative influences and what they are. there are many different negative influences in the world today.
one example is crack. crack is bad in many ways. first it will get you hooked and then you will smoke it all the time. plus you will get skinny from not eating.
eating too much can be bad too though.
FLUBBER is very bad for you. first it can make you very bouncy. you could be walking along and some could drip out of your flubber vial onto the ground. after this drop hits the ground you step on it. this sends you flying who knows where. but it isnt the going up that is the problem its the coming down. also it attracts robin williams. if you arent careful you could be just hanging out at your house playing with your flubber and the next thing you know robin williams is in your house telling jokes and running around and yelling. plus the hair from his arms gets everywhere and you will have to vacuum twice just to get it all up.
Oompa Loompas are very dangerous. they are notorious for kidnapping adults and then breaking off their legs so that they can be equal heights. then with all those extra legs they make everlasting gobstoppers. the chewy ones.
cell phones are in the top 50 killers in small countries like Ossetia and in Mongolia. the radiation is bad for you but thats not why they are so deadly. because of the proliferation of them in America, everyones old and used phones get sent overseas for parts and such. but in poor countries run by dictators where anything and everything is against the law, cell phones are weapons. while there have been stories of people found with radiation poisoning from having hundreds of cell phones taped to their heads, those reports are unsubstantiated. most people just use them like technological rocks. why you say? they use the rocks for other things. like stoning infidels and the like.
the F-word. it dirties up your mouth and blackens your soul. it also makes others angry which can lead to them causing you bodily harm. this could kill you.
aids is definitely not good for you.
frogs arent good to hold. you can get warts and they always look weird or nasty or both.
drinking a lot of salt water is very very bad for you. for one it isnt like regular water. for two you will get the worst case of the runs you have ever had. you could eat a 10lb box of prunes and your shit wouldnt come out faster or with less ease. no one knows why it does it.
gas station hotdogs. sure i know what your thinking arent all hot dogs bad since they are made of lips and ass holes. no they arent especially if you top them with chili. however the gas station dogs that have rotating on the rotator for three weeks with ever truck driver touching them and breathing on them after holding his penis in his truck all day are not very good for you. if the f-word doesnt blacken your soul then this surely will. if not try out the taquitos if you are really aiming to blacken your soul.
weird al is not necessarily bad for you but he is really annoying to about 98 percent of the world.
alrighty then gang this has been fun. hope yall enjoyed my picture yesterday and today. this is where i got my magilla from, pretty close eh?. if you have any requests the request line is always open. until next time just remember that space is the final frontier and after that there will be no more frontiers.