To Hollywood

Greetings gang i hath returned henceforth from the abyss and what do i find? someone from hollywood was checking us out. hell yea. if they were wanting us to do something hollywood like i would be agreeable but i do have a few suggestions on what we could do. first off i would like being in a crime drama. now that law and order has that chubby guy from malibus most wanted a show with me and miguel would be kick ass. we could be the cops and we could have chuck norris as our lawyer taking care of the law side. also our show would be better than all the shows with the science person who is goth and dorky- there are lots of these and they suck. another idea is that they could fire the guy with the red hair from csi miami and let us kick him off a bridge. i very much dislike that guy. always looking down then slowly looking up. i swear to you people that the other day there was a scene where his head was down he picks it up and saws "you better watch it" and then puts his head down again. i could slap those dumbass glasses right off his stupid face.
or we could be on a show like drew carey. the best part about this would be the dance number at the beginning. i know it would be good because you can always tell how happy drew is while he is shaking his shit around. i can only hope that one season they do that milkshake song and then all the boys will come to the yard. we could also do one like rocky and bullwinkle. of course it would be animated and it would be awesome. we could battle snidley whiplash in all sorts of crazy schemes, or was it boris and natascha. either way good times.
hollywood could also use us in a remake of bill and teds excellent adventure. i know i can say "whoa" and sound amazed way better than keanu. well probably anyone could. other remakes we would be perfect for would be double dragon, spies like us, tommy boy, and we would like to be in the transformers sequal.
on an unhollywood related note we decided that we would name the puppy toby instead of scrappy. he seems to like it. as of today toby is now 6 weeks old. but smart as a whip. he can already climb stairs and he knows that he likes ham bones. alrighty then gang i must away as it is time for me to get off work and then go home and pass out. i am finishing up one of those 23 hour days as we speak. until then think happy thoughts and remember that everytime you masturbate a puppy dies. sad stuff