Poopy Pants!!!!

Let me get right to it and drop it like it's hott. Overcoming an adversary is an art all in itself. Today, i met my adversary no more than 5 minutes after i got into work. The Beta Sigma Phi sorority. Let me start at the beginning, and when i come to the end i'll stop. These chics are here to just let it all hang out and meet with the members of there sorority that have been members since waaaay back when. But, they're as dumb as glass work boots. One of them in particular couldn't even spell the flagrant and that's the title of her chapter! I can't wait to see what happens when the obese members find out they've booked a walking tour of downtown! But thats enough of that, the cool shit: Tips from the people who just want there room and to be left alone, free dunkin donuts and a really cool pair of haterblockers, and by far the funniest joke that i've heard all day! (it involves an alien and a dude eating steak) Very nice. I had this idea, i thought about making a pair of shoes that had headlights on them instead of little red ones that only glow in the back when you take a step, just imagine the possibilities! You would never trip over anything cause you can't see it. You could just put them on and tap your heels to make then lights turn on. The bulbs wouldn't be that LED shit, it be halugen lights so that you could see in the darkest of the dark. Imagine running and see the road in front of you the whole way, you'd definetly miss any dog poo or a pot hole, or one of those pesky ninja trip lines. (Goddamn dirty ass ninjas) Fuck a ninja. Well the number of fat asses is accumulating and looks like they plotting on me, gotta get back to the bitch ass hoe face "sisters" we'll give ya'll a holla. Keep it real, hold it down, and stay sharp. This has been Nikia to the motha fuckin J, crushing haters and showing love to them motivators. Holla.