Just some random thoughts

So todays blog is just some random thoughts, much like the rest of them but this one is titled random thoughts. first i would like to introduce you to my buddy cam. we went to school together for 13 years. now look at him. we played football together and soccer and some basketball way back when. now he is making faces like derek zoolander and taking his shirt off for pictures. although i will admit that i would take my shirt off for pictures if i was getting paid the big bucks like this mother fucker. he has three houses or something like that last time i heard. lucky son of a bitch. i was a model at one point, but i was only 5 and my adult sexiness hadnt kicked in yet.
now i would like to talk about things that i just cant stand. first off i hate csi miami and the red haired guy. this picture is basically a summary of csi miami without the frequent aerial shots of miami. without that it would just be that fucker taking off his glasses and lifting up his head. fuck him. another thing i hate is out-of-towners. get the fuck out of the god damn street, it is for fucking cars. and the next time one of you stop right in front of my car to see if i am going to stop i am not going to. i will run your dumbass over whether you are 80 or if you are wearing glasses. if i even suspect you are one of those dumbasses who go to SCAD i will back over you again and then get out and come and spit on you. you worthless shits need to learn how to walk and if you cant do so then get that dumbass face off your face. look at that kid in the blue, fuck him. another thing i cant fuxking stand is people who dont eat meat. when did this happen that eating food became so uncool. i realize that there is an obese epidemic here in our great nation and even more so in our great state. i have seen the fatasses and felt there rumbles. but these arent the people eating only shitty veggies. only lazy smelly hippies and people who say things like "get with the times" or at least something to that effect. one day i will throw a big veggie burger and veggie hotdog party in the park for those freaks. then after they finish vomiting from the sudden change in their diet i will inform them that it was me who feed them that meat. then i will laugh over the microphone for what will probably seem like an eternity. that will be good times. another thing which i despise are banana hammocks. no, not the things that hold bananas, i like those alot for some odd reason. probably because they make the bananas look so comfy. nay, i am talking about the little, you cant quite call them shorts, but they sort of are. i am aware that there are an unfortunate lot of you who are able to go to the beach so you may well not even be aware that this happens but it does. the way it typically works here in savannah is that you will be hanging out at the beach having a good time. then you see it. a large man walking down the beach in a very small suit. oh no, he is looking at you and your friends. oh shit, he is walking towards you johnson all smashed and very nasty looking. all your friends see him now too but it is too late he is coming and he is smiling. it is a very scary scene. so after reading this you are probably wondering why a man such as this would walk over and just strike up a conversation with complete strangers. the answer is GIRLS. my only solution to this ,that i have found works, is to stand up and jack up your normal sized pants. this will make the other man uncomfortable as now your balls and shaft will be very obvious. i call it fighting fire with fire. why they dont realize this is unpleasant i dont know but, fuck them.
now for a couple of things i do like. i dont like xena warrior princess but that blonde chick who i always suspected was her ladyfriend was definitely hot. also i enjoy almost anything with tom arnold in it. thats right i truly enjoy the stupids, mchales navy, and many other fine films he was in. something you dont see really anymore are those big johnson t-shirts, everyone used to have one. or at least it seemed that way to me. and then by the time i am old enough to buy stuff they arent around anymore. another thing i enjoy is steak. when isnt steak good. i could eat three steaks each day as my meals and be happy forever. all you would have to do is add some hot waitresses and steak all day would be my own personal heaven. another thing i like is heaven. its got to be nice people are always going on about how you need to get there and stuff. alrighty then gang that seems like enough for today. i have been meaning to blog about some other really good stuff but by the time i get to work i forget or think of something like this to blog about. alrighty then gang until next time, wont you be my neighbor?

oh yea i like puppy breath too.