One year after

It had been one whole year. we had been hiding out in an old hotel building. the Howies were very violent and anytime they saw one of us humans they would chase us until they killed us or lost us. it was a tough existence. then one day we found the mother load. an old toys'r'us. inside we found more bubble blowing juice than we had found in nearly 6 months prior. the howies were vicious but they had one weakness. BUBBLES. so we all ran about the store collecting water guns to shoot bubbles and those big things with all the holes in so you can make lots of bubbles at once. we even dumped out or water bottles to fill them with bubble juice. then all of a sudden BOOM. the side of the toys'r'us explodes. we had been found. there were tons of them, so we scatter into the remaining isles with our bubble guns. as the give chase we start laying waste to them. blowing bubbles wildly we sprint down the corridors. their shrieks are awful but we cant be sure if they are shrieks of death or merely shrieks of bloodlust. finally we find the door to the front of the store and we leap out. little did we know that they were waiting for us at the door guns aimed and bloodsuckers at the ready. i hurl a giant bubble juice filled water balloon at them but it splashes before it reaches them and all the bubble pop before even one of them bites the dust. they must have made some sort of shield to protect them from our bubbles. now we are surrounded with all of our now worthless bubble juice weighing us down. what should we do? try to go back to the store? try to run straight through them and hope not to get caught but the bloodsucker machines and the menacing howies. this is a decision that has to be made in a split second if it is to be a good one and thinking is holding us back. just them joe jack says " lets cover ourselves in bubble juice and run straight at them!!" we all realize this is the best plan of all. so we douse ourselves in bubbles, the taste of the stuff that gets in your mouth is awful and soapy. then we are off running straight through the. obviously this wasnt something they expected as they howl in fear and scramble to get away. betty yells to us to touch as many of them as we can so we sprint around tapping as many as we can to get that bubble juice on them. then before we know it there arent any of the howies moving and there are no bloodsuckers straining to suck our delicious blood. nay it seems as though we had won this battle. the question now was how long would we be sopping with bubbles and how far was it to the next toy store or automatic bubble maker. worried that they might be mounting a counter attack we start headed southward where there is rumored to be a colony of survivors living in Jacksonville surrounded by a moat of bubble juice. we are not too pleased with the idea of having to go to jacksonville but without maps or really any other places to go it is a no brainer. and thus starts the beginning of the end for the howies and their domination of our planet. they will learn as have so many others not to mess with us puny earthlings. we may be lazy and do drugs and murder each other but when it comes to spraying down a howie with bubble juice, there isnt a single one of us that would blink in the face of danger. that is our greatest strength, unblinking.