Saturday, May 17, 2008
Simplified Ethics
I'm sure you know someone that steps on your or maybe other people's toes. Let us analyze and interpret this particular Joe and the like. In certain cases you may be forced to step on someone else's toes', but you always have those who for no reason at all have got to force there opinion and sense of self upon those who may just be doing there thang. I have developed a way to reverse the effects of this verbal transition of harmoniousness to the opposition. First things first, identify the cause of the person talking out the side of their neck. Reflect upon them in heavier words than what they are using as leverage to sway the situation into the fiasco they hope to insight. ex: "man why don't we get the fuck outta here and go toot some black tar heroine?" Now this one is particularly one of my favorite situations to pull my method of sway into action with a simple and quick come back, and at the same time removing my toes from the impact of the step this person just put into play. ex: "hell nah, how bout we just go ahead and hock all our stuff and preimptiveley check into a re-hab facility because you're a fuckin moron!" That will easily and swiftly put an end to that toe stepping ass fool. The next case is one in which the person speaking took little or no time to evaluate the impact of what there words hold especially at an openly public place or even a party. ex: "holy shit there's a fire in the bathroom, and flesh eating bacteria in the beer!". Cases such as the one i just mentioned may even call for the person to get slapped up side his melon-head. But when this type of speech gets unleashed and starts to stir up a stink that can gag a maggot, imply the sharpest of words and break them off good. ex: "no you stupid prick, that's the stink of yo momma's crotch after i reamed her out real good, and the beer is just too strong for a pretty ass sucka like yourself." That will always bring the vast gap of mouth control to a thundering close for some shit ass spouting off, coming at ya sideways and shit. For now folks i gotta go imply some of these methods, still got to deal with these dumbass sorority chicks, i think you have to give up your common sense to join these broads, there fuckin retarded man. This yo nizzle fo shizzle bout to do tha dizzle.
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