Tuesday, August 19, 2008

It's fo tha shawties...

Yes its true ladies and ladiesmen, this blog is directed to that oh so well known group we know simply as tha shawties. Some of shawties are the nicer looking sweet innocent acting females who you can simply call "shawty" because thats the way to let her know she cool and you cool with her being cool. All that by simple vernacular expositioning. Then, you have the kids, I heard moms from around the block call em every thing from " them little motherfuckers" to " my lil shawties" now this one from time to time is the slightest bit misinterpreted. See a mom is not gonna call one of the pack "that shawty" so if you hear that, you may be encountering a lesbian. ( Which kicks ass in alot of ways) But let us keep the flow on check, the next, most frequent use: my shawty. When me and the lady have the occasion to talk on the phone or text and what not, i will end most of these encounters with, " you know it shawty" you know the usual. This word in our case however has a significant second meaning, although specifics will be left out, it simply identifies a special favor that i require her help with. But, now that the shawties have been identified, let us show t them the amount of recognition given to them throughout society. First there's Mc Chris, a cool ass rare form of a rapper who does it all for the shorties. Then of course we have David Banner, who will do whatever a shawty say aparently, (so one of ya'll need to tell ol boy to get his ass down to the dirty dirty so we can ride or die to his next show). Moving right along there's that slightly odd fellow T-pain, who will beat your ass over a shawty, or just for his shawty, or whatever fuckin shawty that annoying ass song is about. How can we forget ol Flo-rida, (pronounced Flow-rydoh) not to be confused with the state even if the spelling is the same and he just so happens to be from the Fla, he likes it when certain types of shawty's get low (low low low). Well guy and gals, i sincerly hope you have been enlightened by this flash of intel, keep digging deep, thats where all the goodies be. N to the J out.

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