Dead or Alive

Ok, in case no one has heard, there has supposedly been an Elvis sighting in oklahoma, this shit is fucking hilarious. Let start with the poor bastard who got duped. The story begins as this dude tells the news lady that he was pumping gas in his 1963 chevy chevelle, and then he sees the king himself buying the local paper. He got in his ride and got out the camera he keeps in the glove compartment in case he wrecks (for pic. since he drives a classic antique) and waltz's right over to Elvis in the flesh and asks for a picture, instead, the guy says that elvis offered to take HIS picture so that it would mean that much more a few years down the line. The dude says he was perplexed by the kings response to his simple request but none the less hands over the camera. The king snaps the picture and hands over the camera and heads to his Limo, the guy continues on to say the king had lost alot of weight and seem confused by his surroundings "like he had been in that black limo all these years that he had been out of sight." The odd thing is that the dude has disappeared, the camera, and the car he was driving and no one has heard of him or seen him since last week when it all went down. Now I'm no goddamn medium or anything, and I myself down mind the old school tunes of the king of rock n roll. But what the hell happened to old dude, and who the fuck was it that really took his fuckin picture. I mean if it really was Elvis where in the fuck has that cocksucker been. Anyway, i thought that shit was intriguing as hell.